Barcelona (2) vs (1) Arsenal

[Jerry No.14]

Victor Valdes (6) Great save to deny Ljungberg.

Edmilson (4) Poor Display from the lanky git.

Presas Oleguer (5) Barca won cos he came off!!

Rafael Marquez (6) Struggled with Arsenal's Pace.

Ludovic Giuly (7) Ran his stumpy legs off.

Gio Van Bronckhorst (8) He got bombed and won!!

Mark Van Bommel (6) Immense but a prat as usual.

Deco (3) Only realised he was playing 40mins in.

Samuel Eto'o (9) Thats why i where Puma!!

Ronaldinho (10) Best player in the Cosmos!!!

Iniesta (7) Who's Cesc???

Henrik Larsson (8) two assists to win the match.

Belletti (7) Showed Oleguer how to cross a ball.

 

 

Jens Lehmann (2) What a mug!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley Cole (10) He's shagging Cheryl Tweedy.

Sol Campbell (7) He's gay and proud.

Emmanuel Eboue (4) Better off doing athletics.

Kolo Toure (8) What a legend, awesome display.

Freddie Ljungberg (6) Ponced around again.

Cesc Fabregas (4) He's okay but Iniesta's better.

Aleksander Hleb (4) If only he could pass.

Gilberto Silva (7) The Brazilian David Batty.

Robert Pires (5) Must be pissed!!

Thierry Henry (7) "....diving, are they women?"

Alumina (7) Great save to deny Eto'o.

Flamini (5) Essex Intermidiate player done good.

Reyes (6) Feck off back to spain, your crap.

 

 

All stats where compiled using my warped sense of humour and my biased view of the game!!!

 

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[Jerry No.14]

Well atleast you read it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jerry No.14]

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It proves that only the Northern teams have the balls to win the big tournaments!!

[MCP]

i thought they were funny

[coupwotcoup]

That is a bit rich coming from a Midlander...Brum - down, West Brom - down, Walsall - down, Wolves - flattered to deceive (as per), Tamworth - probably down. I rest my case you pseudo cloggie!!

[Jerry No.14]

Yeah a bit rich but im a Man United fan and have been since 1986, so i couldn't give a monkeys bum fluff about the aforementioned teams.

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[coupwotcoup]

Oh right..I should have guessed that by your accent!

[Jerry No.14]

Yep, i went there once on a business trip!!!

[coupwotcoup]

Class A, B or C??

[Jerry No.14]

Class A, Year 8 of Stuart Bathurst RC School in Wednesbury. It was great day to see the city, the sun was shining and children were mugging people in the street!!

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[coupwotcoup]

Who supplied the translators?

[Jerry No.14]

A small company in Smethick called called TransCorp, absolute superb rates considering it was peak season!!

[coupwotcoup]

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[Gussy]

Samuel Eto'o (9) Thats why i where Puma!!

 

Wear puma damn it wear PUMA!!!!!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Jerry Lyons you SOPPY PRATT!!!