Odds for next windsor Manager

[Guest]

Now that the England manager saga is over, we at bet 365 and now taking bets on the next big manegerial race, that of W & E.

 

To Help those of you that may wish to have a flutter but are unsure of whos in with a shout, we have written some info about the first 3 favourites.

 

3/1 jtfav - Dennis Greene

Last season Dennis managed (and got sacked) from 2 clubs and didnt win a game all season.

Main Pro - Woody has stated he would boycott matches if Dennis came back.

Main con - The fans would have to put up with his silly hair colours.

 

3/1 jt fav - The 'Windsor scout'

The geezer behind the goal with the dog. In his own words, 'whenever i coach from the side lines my team wins'. Good mate of Adam Wallace and would bring in a lot of Uxbridge rejects.

Pro - Through attending training sessions all the players know him and respect his world class input.

con - He talks bo**ocks

 

9/2 - Malcolm 'The kit Man' Williams

Has shown his managerial talents by leading his Sunday morning side The Bell to a respectable 2nd bottom of the Thames Valley league bottom Division this season. After years of finishing at the lowest point of Sunday football played in the local area, this improvement shows Malcolms increasing ability as a manager.

Pro - Having spent so much time doing nothing on the bench all season he has inside knowledge of where not to sit incase of splinters.

con - Would keep Spenny Walsh and make him Captain.

 

Other Candidates

 

15/1 - Cameron Williams (More sense then his dad)

22/1 - Neil Hart (would sign Wayne Witton)

50/1 - Cindy Telling (Scots cant play football but can manage)

2000/1 - Nobby (Outsider as the Welsh cant play or manage)

[SiD of WEFC]

What odds can you give me on Arry Redknapp? He'd have us in the Premiership within two seasons! With Andrew Flintoff as captain, and a team full of Bosnian U23 internationals....

Or, how about some local talent? Nigel Spackman lives just off the Long Walk, apparently. As Dean Court regulars will tell you, he's better than Hoddle and Hoddle became England manager - or was that just a bad dream?

 

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[Guest]

I must be losing the plot. I keep on forgetting what i've said and need other people to remind me! Or is it that i never said it?

 

As for Greene well i've got a good feeling he won't get the job

[Guest]

After a couple of stellas you forget a lot of things wood dog

[Big J R]

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in this thread ???

 

 

[Guest]

Yeah like simple things like turning off the shower before i fall asleep in it yes? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

dont have Mal he would be sent off again to the stand and throw his dummy away possibly at a ref or lino

[Guest]

and spend the season in hospital nursing broken fingers

[Guest]

give it to jarvo.... local lad who will bring local talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Martin]

It is good to see Tubbs alive and well and living in Windsor.

[Guest]

Could this be the same Jarvo that Maidenhead have indicated signing "a well known legend for their back four" hope its not as hes 100% committed player the WEFC will need.

[Guest]

Well give him the job............ Local lad will come good!