I NEED A NEW CLUB!!!!

[Jerry No.14]

Any suggestions as my Callaway Big Bertha is not helping mask my inadequacies at the moment??

 

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[hope]

come to clapton we will treat u good £30 a week sound good

[Jerry No.14]

I need a new driver you mug!!!

 

and anyway i got more than that just 4 being handsome at 'las Ramblas' <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[hope]

tut tut

 

get out of the wrong side of the bed

 

go suck a boiled egg muppet <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Jerry No.14]

Oh Hope, your inexperience makes you an easy target. I only sharpen my teeth on worthy adversaries, WembleyWay Hi <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

I am not a scalp worth pursueing, you will fail miserable, just like your gaffs ground grading!!

[smallsy]

hoop are you touting a ramblers player there? have you got the required 7 days notice? hmm. did u also know the league chairman reads this forum. i would delete your posts mate or your club could be in serious trouble.

[Nette]

the new player theft club <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Jerry No.14]

Im a free agent so if anyone wants a lazy winger who's one footed, but draws admiration from fellow profesionals.

 

Contact my Agent on 07796768***

[smallsy]

that number is not working <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

Jerry... who you spelt WHINGER wrong... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Jerry No.14]

Winger and whinger, look it up in the dictionary. It's the same thing!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

True... In the theosauras rex, it means the same thing as Jerry Lyons... Quality! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

I miss you Jeremiah you poor excuse for Mekhi Phifer! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[Gussy]

Hi Jerry <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

Get yourself a driving in Iron!!!

 

Will take a least 10 shots of your round!!!

[NeutralFan]

Cobra 440SZ.. it's akin to cheating!

[Boycie01]

What's your number Jerry?

[smallsy]

118500

[onebreast]

Boycie , you tapping up son ??!!!!

 

How are you old bean ???

[Boycie01]

Not too bad Trenks. Of course i'm tapping up, its the closed season. It's what everyone is doing.......by the way, what are you up to next season?

[Jerry No.14]

What you donig up so early you lazy technically superb left footed wizard!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />