Civic Reception

[weymouthpaul]

Team to be picked up en route from their day jobs (note Pie Factory will therefore be closed all day).

Open Top Bus will proceed to St Albans City Hall (situated behind Bus Station - Caretaker has key - knock twice and ask for Ramon).

All players will be charged only half-price for open-top bus as tribute to their efforts - Manager gets on free as has bus-pass.

Bus will be preceded by strange figure in suit covered in question-marks uttering the traditional chant " I've always loved this club - I've always been a fan - No I won't shake your hand etc."

An official lunch will be provided providing the Wimpy Bar is still open after Environmental Health inspection. 30 Cheeseburgers will be provided for the team which means that the goalkeeper can have his usual 10.

Speeches will be made followed by the singing of the traditional club song "We're Number 2".

Crowd control will be in operation which means that all citizens of St Albans will be herded towards the ceremony at the City Hall. The Football Ground was eliminated as no-one in St Albans knew where it was.

 

A firework will be lit at the end of this memorable day. ( just a laugh, dont give me evils) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[AFF]

HeHeHe, wp. You really are a master of wit and repartie.

 

Did you manage to find your way to Clarence Park last August? Would you like me to talk you through the game?

[Ted Maul]

Hmmm. I think it might be time that Weymouth fans stopped obsessing with St. Albans and got on with worrying about their own club. From reading this messageboard, seems like most Saints fans are looking onward to next year and have got past the temporary rivalry with Weymouth. Maybe they should do the same.

[weymouthpaul]

For [****!!****] sake lads, cant you have a laugh? guess not, cheer up you may survive the drop yet? ;-)

[AFF]

Cam down Paul. We enjoy a laugh up here, but let me explain how it works.

 

It starts with person A saying, or in this case posting, something funny. Person B then laughs and may, or may not, choose to respond. Clear?

 

Now. You start.

[weymouthpaul]

If you find that bad, exspect the abuse your gonna get this season, lighten up and lean to laugh at yourselves!

[JKiF]

WP, sadly the wimpy closed years ago. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

you couldnt beat a banana long boat me olde china

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Knickerbocker Glory fan, myself.

 

Paul - I love a good piss-take, mate.

 

Problem is, it's just got to be funny, else falls a bit flat.

[eve]

and just when is the league table going to show that points deduction lol