Fishing

[Electric ~soul~]

From another forum...

 

 

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church.

 

He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.

 

The priest agrees, the fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the priest says "no". So he baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot father"

 

After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it into the boat. The fisherman catches a glimpse of it and says "Whoa, look at the size of that f*cker!"

 

To which the shocked priest exclaims "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?"

 

Now the Fisherman (THINKING QUICKLY) says "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - a f*cker!"

 

Satisfied with the reponse the priest takes the fish home to the church and spots the bishop. To whom he says "Look at this big f*cker"

 

Again the bishop is shocked exclaiming "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God"

 

"No, you don't understand" says the priest "that's what this fish is called, and I caught it, I caught this f*cker!"

 

So the Bishop says "Hmmm You know, I could clean this f*cker and we could have it for dinner"

 

So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the Mother Superior asking her if she could cook the f*cker for dinner tonight?"

 

shocked Mother Superior exclaims "My lord, what language!" and once again the bishop relays that the fish is called - a f*cker!

 

"Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook the f*cker tonight"

 

Anyhow the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all think the fish is great. He asks where they got it

 

The priest goes " Well I caught the f*cker!"

the bishop "And I cleaned the f*cker!"

and Mother Superior "And I cooked the f*cker!"

 

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, then lets out a

huge fart, takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, lights up a

spliff, pours himself a large whisky and says,

 

"You know what?..You [****!!****] are alright"