Svens Diary....

[Kaiser Jnr]

[color:"blue"] For all of you that was confused as to how Sven chose his England Squad... All is so clear now! [/color] <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Monday

Had a lie in.

Watched Oz Aerobics.

Nancy was feeling very frisky, I went back to bed

Went to watch Arsenal training session and see how Ashley and Sol are doing. Kept getting interrupted by little kid running about playing IT with the reserves.

Phoned Ronny in hospital, doctors say he will not be ready for the World Cup. Phoned David and he said that Ronny will be ok, because he broke his metatarsal once and he will be fit for the World Cup

Watched Arsenal play against someone. I fell asleep, but Arsene said Sol played well

 

Tuesday

Woke early to watch video of Arsenal game. fell asleep, but Arsene said Sol played well. Nancy went shopping so I watched a video of some young boys which was nice, One looked like the kid at Arsenals training session. I like him.

Phoned Ronny, he is back in training so he will be fit like David said. He is a good captain

 

Wednesday

Had a late morning as Nancy kept me up all night.

Went to Arsenal training session, where is that boy?

Arsene says he is English, I tell him, no dont be silly Arsene you are French. He says NO I MEAN FEO is English!!!

I went to the megastore to buy more videos of Feo

Steves Middlesbrow team are playing tonight, dont think I will watch them because I want to watch the Arsenal game again.

 

Thursday

Called the FA today and spoke with David Dein. He tells me that Feo is not only English but a proper footballer and has left school. He says it will be good for Arsenal if he goes to the World Cup, I wonder if he has a passport.

Arsenal are playing tonight so I will go and watch.

Ashley and Sol are playing, but Feo will not be there.

Ah well you cannot have everything. I dont see all of the game, but Arsene says Sol and Ashley played well.

 

Friday

The highlight of my week, Nancy and I sit in bed and look at my pay slip and laugh. This is a good job. I am sad to be going, I may have to work in future.

Today is my rest day, I have to prepare my squad for the newspapers. I think Feo will be in it

 

Saturday

I have picked my squad..........

A Tottenham goalkeeper

David James, he makes me laugh

Robert someone

Davids friend Gary

Sol

Ashley

That Chelsea player

Jamie I dont know how to say his name because I dont understand him

Davids friend Rio Wayne Bridge, he is so much better since going to Fulham

David Garrard That Chelsea midfielder Carrick....I think that

might be Jamies name, better put him in in case I have got it wrong

Lennon, I have all of his songs, Nancy and I love the Beatles

Joe Cool Green in Steve asked me to take his friend Ashleys friend Jermaine Ronny

david says he will be ok Owen He wont play anyway because he is injured

My Feo, he will be like my little star Peter Grouch he makes us laugh

The black player who has scored lots of goals for Sharlton

 

I think we will have a good trip

 

Sunday

Eleanor Hargreaves calls from Germany.

I cannot see her during the World Cup unless her Owen is playing I think

I will take out the Sharlton player

 

Phone Ronny he is now running, David was right as usual.

 

David Dein calls me, to ask how you cook lasagne and fettucine. I tell

him I am swedish not Italian, but I give him some recipes. Very strange.

 

I call Arsene and David at Arsenal to congratulate them on winning the

title, I have watched the celebrations on TV. David says the recipes

worked well and he is going to give me some money. I say just give me

more videos of Feo... [color:"blue"] [/color]

[Eastside Urchin]

v.funny kaiser,heard this morning that the lasagne wasn't at fault and it was just a virus,also heard that on top of the 10 million you lost from not qualifiying for the champions league the marriot are about to sue for deflamation of charachter!!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

deflamation??? - they should have called the fire brigade!!!

[cantos]

Very good Westy,i missed that one.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Quote:

eastsideurchin 030crew said:
also heard that on top of the 10 million you lost from not qualifiying for the champions league

Erm, sorry, but we havent lost any money mate... We just never inherited it. We will however earn more money than this season through a run in the UEFA Cup... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks for coming <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

42 games then?

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Which English earned the most money again this season Kaiser you knob jockey?

 

Spurs are sh1t just face it and you will forever live in our shadow!

[Jack_Russell]

here here mimib

[Kaiser Jnr]

Read my post again lanky pants...

 

I was just mentioning that Spurs have not lost any money due to us NOT qualifying for Champions League.

We however will gain money for entering the UEFA Cup...

 

As for us living in the shadow of Arsenal... Maybe, but its closer than ever now... Mwahahahaha! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cantos]

You go girl.

[and1inthetree]

spurs best season for a decade. arsenals worst season for a decade.

 

spurs play 40 games, finish 5th.

 

arsenal play 58 games, finish 4th. champions league final.

 

yes, you're closer but my oh my, what a shadow.

 

£26m too...

[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Well said and1inthetree.

 

I do suppose the money to be made in the UEFA cup is huge, Middlesbrough must be laughing all the way to the bank with all the money channel 5 and itv have put in!