Jerry No.14 1000k POSTS!!!!!

[Jerry No.14]

My arrival at Burnham Ramblers was a complete accident (like Kaiser's conception) i used to play for Maldon Town and was not getting a look in.

Kingy's Dad, who i love like i love my dick size said i should play in a friendly game against Burnham Ramblers.

I played in the sweeper position and we absolutely battered their first team.

I was signed in the car park at Leslie Fields along with my cousin Daniel Jones aka Terry Henry.

I was immense at the back, i even kept the now club captain out of the team!!

I was afraid to head or tackle, but every now and then i'd go on a run past countless players!

I met Rob Small in this time and a love affair with the forum started.

In those days Enfield Town and Romford wee the big boys, so burnhamnumber1 and burnham1 as i was fondley known used to rip the piss out of all and sundrie. The banterism was at it's peak in those days.

To lose out to Enfield Town the way we did was heart breaking, but we were confident of bouncing back the following season!!

In came AFC Playertheft and their hoardes of followers, great bantered followered for the remainder of the season as they completely made a mockery of the league by destroying all that stood before them. Romford to my complete satisfaction are SH ITE and i revel in their demise (hi coup <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />)

I am not sure of where i will be playing next season as i always like to keep my options open <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

I have made no friends and loads of enemies as it should be;

 

Smallsy: you was there in the beginning i love you so much!!

 

Kingy: i always sung your praises when you was on the bench and now your proving the critics right!

Your a twat on the forum but hey lifes 2 short to be boring!!

 

Trenks: when i first met you i thought you was Sh ite, fat and extremely good looking. I love you also (give me back my predz you fat Dean Windass Lookalike)

 

The rest of the Forum:

 

Coup: the arguements we had last season where hilarious! (we miss you)

 

Sawbo Shaun: my favourite keeper and a top bloke shame your a dirty Manc!!!

 

UncleUrchin: when im as old as you i hope i am still capable of using a computer!!

 

Bboy: new to the forum but ruffling a few feathers(still in the ESL you Mug!!)

 

PsychoMonkey: i hate you so much!

 

Eastside: you really crack me up, the funniest urchin since Smallsy!!

 

EMFC: keep backing the underdog you silly fool!!

 

Coach et 64: was an experience meeting you, it is great to see what your doing at Hullbridge and a disgrace what you say on the forum!

 

If i've forgotten you it's cos i got board of writing thats all!!

 

Viva la Forum!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

very entertaining. loved the part about you "reveling in romfords demise". superb.

 

i remember when we first logged on. you were getting abused by people calling you a complete [****!!****] so i got out of line with them and found out a few weeks later it was you. then the forum fever swept the nation.

[Kaiser Jnr]

sticks and stones J-Dogg...

[Bionic II]

Jel mate

it's Le Forum or otherwise La Fora !!

[Eastside Urchin]

i love you jerry

[bboy]

Glad to know i am in your thoughts

[Jenko]

Jerry you are a c**t! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Loved how you played against us! S**t! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

 

Love you Melchiot! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[The Monk]

Yay I made his forum speech! One thing though, I have never even made a reference to the cnt! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />