Christmas joke

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It's Christmas Eve in the big city.

Three guys kick the bucket and ascend to heaven where they are met

by St Peter."In honour of the season," St Peter says to them, "you must

each possess something that symbolises Christmas."

 

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two

lighters.

He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.

"What do they symbolise?" St Peter asks.

"They're candles!"

"Ah, you may pass through the pearly gates!"

 

The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of

sets of keys.

He holds them up proudly and shakes them.

"What do they symbolise?" St Peter asks.

"They're bells!"

"Ah, you may pass through the pearly gates!"

 

The third man fumbles through his pockets, finally pulling out a

skimpy pair of silky, crotchless woman's panties.

He holds them up proudly.

"What do they symbolise?" St Peter asks.

"They're Carol's!"

 

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St Peters Sqaure, yes I belive he was !!

 

Mount Pleasent, yes it was !!

 

Kings Cross, yes I belive he is !!