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Bad Egg's Day Out


Bad_Egg

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I was a bit bored at home so I thought I'd go and watch some football and made my way down to Brimmo to watch the game like. Think that Wivenhoe weren't all that just physical, their number ten would do well to trap a bag of cement. As regards Town, Hall and Penn were useful, other players weren't up to scratch I won't name em on here but you know who they are. I didn't come on here to have a pop though just thought I'd say hard luck.

 

Got talking to one of the Wivenhoe birds after the game. It wouldn't be right for me to say that each cheek had a different postcode if you know what I mean but I'm a lonely soul and there was a lot to look at which was easy on the eye. Some bird ware I was sitting no I won't go into that actually thinking about it. Spoke to Nikki 50/50, gutted that she gave Top gun a kiss but old eggy here missed out. What's he got that I ain't? at least I got a peck on the cheek from Mary so I've still got it.

 

If you're reading this Red Kev you should know they had some inflatable aliens hanging up by the club shop. I thought of taking a picture, it looks just like your avatar but its blue. That Mr Hicks don't miss a trick.

 

See you all next year folks

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Spoke to Nikki 50/50, gutted that she gave Top gun a kiss but old eggy here missed out. What's he got that I aint ?
Mid 40s and has the gift of Eternal youth .
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Got talking to one of the Wivenhoe birds after the game. It wouldn't be right for me to say that each cheek had a different postcode if you know what I mean .
BIRD ! she was 20 stone give or take an ounce or two, I still cant believe you had the front to get her phone number,Or her for giving it to you ! she'll suffocate you when you stick your muzzle in between her boobs.
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