Top 5 Clichés

[GHA EFM]

1. Game of two halves

2. Sick as a parrot

3. The lads done well

4. We'll bounce back from this

5. They'll try and make it hard for us

[CANV EFM]

1. ok we may be 43,254 places above them in the league but we will give them the utmost respect..(as he glances at the upturned railway carrige his team have to get changed in)

 

2.yes we are a small non league outfit and we are delighted to have got thru to the 3rd round of the f.a.cup, but to be honest playing at old trafford in front of 65,000 is at the back of our minds now..all we are thinking about is our important league game at yeading next saturday..

 

 

 

[SAINTS64MAD]

They think its all over......... It Is Now! How could you forget that? Also i take one game at a time.

[Laz]

You've started early today, MAD. (Not a cliché, just a comment to MAD.)

[SAINTS64MAD]

Iv got the day off again. im going to the doctors soon!

[Laz]

Doctor! what's up MAD?

[SAINTS64MAD]

I have a really bad headache! the doctor said everything is fine but it is caused by stress. he said its very unusual at my age!

[GHA EFM]

Taken from the NOTNLP

 

Stay off the message board!

 

Recent studies carried out at the White Institute of Mental Health in St. Albans have shown that stress levels increase by as much as 763% whenever the subject goes on the St. Albans City Football Club message board. This figure increases by another 400% if the subject involved is under 15 years of age. The main symptom showing too much stress is a severe headache. Doctors are advising anyone under the age of 15 to stay well clear of the message board for at least 7 days.

[SAINTS64MAD]

i know what my stress problem is so its ok GHA. Thanks for being so kind in the advice though!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've got a coldsore and looking at the box of zovirax there is a whole load of reason why you can get one. Although none spread to me, but stress was one and i'm never stressed so maybe the above bit about this board is correct.

 

I could of got it from kissing, but I can assure you all after my night out in Watford last night, it's been spread to someone else. <img src="/forums/images/icons/smile.gif" alt="" />

[SAINTS64MAD]

getting worse than me Thornsy!