Footballers aint stupid you know!

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apologies if seen B4 but there you go...

Have a gander at this lot and make your own mind up.

MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME EVER SINCE I WAS 7.--DAVID BECKHAM.

WE LOST BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WIN. --RONALDO.

I'D LIKE TO PLAY FOR AN ITALIAN CLUB LIKE BARCELONA. --MARK DRAPER.

I FAXED A TRANSFER REQUEST TO THE CLUB AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK, BUT LET ME STATE THAT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE LEICESTER. --STAN THE WOMAN BEATER COLLYMORE.

I COULDN'T SETTLE IN ITALY IT WAS LIKE LIVING IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. --IAN RUSH.

GERMANY ARE A DIFFICULT TEAM TO PLAY, THEY HAD 11 INTERNATIONALS OUT THERE TODAY. --STEVE LOMAS.

THE OPENING CEROMANY WAS GOOD , ALTHOUGH I MISSED IT.--GREAME LE SAUX.

SOMETIMES IN FOOTBALL YOU HAVE TO SCORE GOALS.-- THIERY HENRY.

I CAN SEE THE CARROT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. --STUART PEARCE

THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN, YOU'RE EITHER GOOD OR BAD. WE WERE IN BETWEEN TODAY. --GARY LINEKER.

I think it's a bit of a cliche that all footballers are thick as [censored] but those examples do seem to point towards a common lack of conversational skills.

 

SEE YA IN DISNEYLAND!