Hampton match report

[Rob_the_Saint]

Received this in my email...

 

http://www.pyramidfootball.co.uk/Match%20Reports%2002-03/StAlbansCityvHampton&Richmond.htm

 

Suspect it's written by a Hampton chappie (not bad though).

[SAINTS64MAD]

i liked that alot actually. didnt have any good Puns in it though, but better than the NLP!

[Rob_the_Saint]

For your English homework tonight, Mad, [as you bunked off school] construct a good pun involving the word 'Wilmot'. Marks out of 10 will be awarded.

[SAINTS64MAD]

I will come up with a few but this off the top of my head Wilmot Wonders as he Plunders. I dont know if Plunder is a word.

[AFF]

Once upon a time, there was a leprechaun called Lewis who was only 12 inches tall. There is someone for everyone and he found what he thought was true love. After a suitable period, the two lovers announced their engagement and began to make arrangements for their wedding. However, it was just not meant to be as Lewis was not ready for the committment and after careful thought, the little fellow decided to break off the engagement.

 

It don't know what happened to the girl but the leprechaun was, wait for it,:

 

FOOT LEWIS AND FIANCEE FREE.

 

[i know it's not Wilmot but as a pun, it takes some beating.]

[AFF]

Hi MAD.

 

'Plunder' is certainly a word, but nothing in there is a pun. It might help to consult the dictionary before you try another.

[Northern Monkey]

how about some oxymorons?

gave me an idea! started a thread on GF <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif" alt="" />

[HelenC]

Whos GF?

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

General Forum.

[Webbo MFI]

Homer's version of events is now online (man)

[Laz]

Who is Homer?

[SAINTS64MAD]

but what did you think of the headine?

[HelenC]

Got you now!