According To Chelmsford, Boretree Were Nothing To Shout About

[Bub]

But Gazza we like fat jokes.....

 

I've heard you're on a new diet Gazza, the Fatkins diet <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />)

 

Lets be honest though Gaz, you would love JK to invest at Billericay?

[GazzaBTFC]

Bub....Nice munch....

 

And a nice bit of hypocracy.

 

Keep it up Bub. Just keep looking at that form league...

[Elliott]

Good crowd for play off hopefulls Gazza ? At least we have the potential you have jack $hit.

[Ryan.c]

Have we signed Jack $hit?

[Elliott]

Yes Mr Lap Dog

[Bub]

I love Ryan the lap dog, he mounts Gazza daily.

[Balmoral Claret]

"Just keep looking at that form league..."

Don't think you'll have many Clarets on here boasting about the 8 match form league table THIS week Gazza.

[Elliott]

Ryan C - Gazza's faithful friend and chum. I can see Gazza parading him at Crufts next year.

[Bub]

At least Gazza's got some fight in him, not like weasleboy, who licks ar8e all day.

[Ryan.c]

Keep it going boys!

[Elliott]

Does Gazza tie you up behind the goal at New Lodge ? Leaves you with a blanket, bone and a bowl of water.

[Ryan.c]

In what sense do you mean 'ties me up'?

[Elliott]

wraps your lead around the stand making sure you dont run off to chase any cats or rabbits.

[Ryan.c]

Cats and rabbits have always been my weakness.

[Elliott]

yep chasing the pussy but never catching.

[Ryan.c]

Chasing pussy? I've never ran after a Chelmsford supporter in my life!!

[Keith.P]

talking of rabbits and dogs, is there any truth that romford dog track is to be relocated to your sports ground?

[Elliott]

"Chasing pussy? I've never ran after a Chelmsford supporter in my life!!" Is that cause your too busy chasing after the sticks that Gazza throws for you, or cause your humping his leg ?

 

"talking of rabbits and dogs, is there any truth that romford dog track is to be relocated to your sports ground?"

 

No truth in the matter at all never seen Fosters wife at games - what about your merger to become Bas Vegas Pikie FC ?

[Ryan.c]

Have you ever humped leg Elliott?

[Elliott]

Only if your mums name is leg.