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o/t Turner Centre menu

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Courtesy of Eascliffe Richard

 

That Turner Centre Menu In Full

 

In all the excitement about the lamp posts, I forgot to mention that Heston called to boast that he'd done the catering for all the bigwigs after their Anthea Turner Centre meeting in Margate the other day. Here's what he cooked up for them:

 

STARTER

Half-Cockaleekie Soup

 

MAIN COURSES

Carpetbagger Steak

Minted Burghers

Coq-Up Au Vin

Lily Liver And Onions

Porky Pies

Pizza Vettriano

 

All served with:

 

Monster Mash

Half-Baked Beans

Waldorf (or any other kind of hotel) Salad

 

DESSERTS

Fruitcakes

Junket

Multi-Storey Parkin

 

FRUIT AND CHEESE PLATTER

Tracey Ementhal

Hard Cheddar

Sour Grapes

Assorted Nuts

Crackers

 

Coffee with biscuits and a collation of sweetmeats, including:

 

Jammy Dodgers

Millionaires Shortbread

Kentish Fudge

Humbugs

Margate Cinder Toffee

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B****Y BRILLIANT.

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