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rev_mcmerger

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rev_mcmerger

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Hello, my name is The Right Reverand Ivor McMerger and I am your host for the wedding ceremony of Canvey Island FC and Chelmsford City FC.

 

If the bride and groom would like to step forward please....

 

REPEAT AFTER ME (Groom)...

I, Chelmsford 'Bertie Big Bollox' City... take thee, Canvey 'Billy No Mates' Island to be my ticket out of the Ryman League and unlawfully merged wife.... to have and to take Canvey's place in the Conference... for richer and richer... in sickness and Jeff King's wealth.... I MOST CERTAINLY DO.

 

REPEAT AFTER ME (Bride)...

I, Canvey 'Billy No Mates' Island.... take thee, Chelmsford 'Bertie Big Bollox' City to be my saviour and unlawfully merged husband... to love and to cherish that Athletics ground.... for poorer and closure... in Boylan's departure... I DO

 

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MERGER AND WIFE....

YOU MAY NOW SHAFT THE BRIDE...

 

Chelmsford And Canvey Kings FC

(or CACK FC for short)

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

 

Please can the bride and groom step closer together for the photo's...

Excuse me, can the bride please breathe in a bit, I can't quite get everyone into shot....

 

 

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GazzaBTFC said:
<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

Please can the bride and groom step closer together for the photo's...
Excuse me, can the bride please breathe in a bit, I can't quite get everyone into shot....



jeff king and tyson edwards in a picture they will never fit. you lot can always have your views. have a very nice and succesfull weekend.
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