Top five challenge

[SAINTS64MAD]

Hpw do you know ay of this is true? i could be some homeless kid who goes to the library and goes on the internet. couldnt i?

[SteveP]

I don't know, I could be Saddam Hussein, secretly plotting to bomb Clarence Park, as it happens I'm not.

 

I guess you seem sincere, if a little confused, so either you're a criminal mastermind or you are who you say you are. It would be a bit pointless if you weren't.

[GHA EFM]

Top 5 people who aren't who you think they are...

 

1. Laz (isn't really the Enfield chairman)

2. SteveP (Saddam Hussein)

3. CANV (Billericay supporter)

4. Zeal (Arsenal supporter)

5. Rob the Saint (Not a real Saint)

 

OI LIBRARIAN!!! When will you exclusively reveal who has won??

 

[Guest]

1 Banana

2 Root ingess into a watercourse by a rather overhanging tree

3 A child's toy sadly cast away for lack of 2 'AA' batteries

4 The Amphetheatre in Rome

5 Half a brick and a fire extinguisher

 

[Guest]

best diseases to have

 

1 Elephantisis of the todge

2 Alzheimers (honest love, I've no idea where I was last night)

3 Parkinson's; disguises the DT's

4 Scabies; gives a whole new outlook to Frank Sinatra singing 'I've got you under my skin'

5 Leprosy; the ultimate "dispose of part of you and get a shiny new replacement fitted free!" tool

[EFM's Librarian]

I was considering awarding you the prize GHA, but you r romance post has definitely put paid to that!

I will decide tonight

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You'll go a long way to beat Top 5ive, thats just damn clever and I was surprised no-one else did it first. It also involved research by trying to find a 5ive website, which is dedication in the face of a good joke.

I'll take my prize now!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I didn't do Top 5ive cos it was too damn obvious.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I bet you just couldn't work out who was better Abs or J

[GHA EFM]

Just realised my romance post was incorrect...:

 

1. GHA and Chubbhead

2. EFM'sL and some well fit bird

3. EFMTFTV and CZ

4. CANV and himself.

5. MAD and HelenC.

 

Apologies.

[SAINTS64MAD]

are you a brown nose GHA?

[GHA EFM]

are you actually stupid MAD??

 

Jokes. Sarcasm. Irony. Puns. They run riot on this board, yet you fail to spot most of them.

 

Oi, EFM'sL. Tear yourself away from some well fit bird and tell us who's won!!

 

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p.s. when I say 'some well fit bird' I actually mean 'some fine young lady.'

[SteveP]

Actually I kinda like the idea of being Saddam, all those palaces and stuff, being bombed and the number 1 enemy of the world would be a tad counter-productive though.

 

But I do know 2 words and one phrase in arabic after going to Qatar this year, you know you have to travel to get proper flight tuition nowadays!

 

anyways apologies for the spelling on this-

 

Mushkallar - Problem, something no chesham is alien to, good word as well.

 

Shuklam - Thank You

 

Enshallah -god willing, example 'Enshallah Chesham will keep a clean sheet' basically, it will happen when God deems it appropriate to happen.

 

Lesson over as I know no further arabic.

[SAINTS64MAD]

I do actually find these posts amusing. are you a brown nose anyway?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

MAD, your avatar's not working. You need a new one.

[SAINTS64MAD]

Are you sure its not working? i can see it alright. it should be a picture of James Hetfield with metallica under it.

[ESG]

still not working Mad...

 

I used to go to a club called mad on mondays , wasn't run by u perchance?

 

Palladiums for goalposts.

[SAINTS64MAD]

no it wasnt im afraid.

[Rob_the_Saint]

Mad, your avatar's not working because it is on the hard drive of your computer, which thankfully the rest of the world cannot see.

 

You need to change your link to point to a picture on a website somewhere, then we will all have the benefit of it.

[SAINTS64MAD]

I have copied the web address into the box. i copied and pasted it. i will have another go. hang on!