ESL Select 6th May 2006

[Mitchurchin]

Tell you what, seeing as we've been rattling goals past all of you, why not have two in goal? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Sawbo Shaun]

I am a love monster coachie between those clean sheets. They aren't clean for long I like the kind of loving that you need a mop and bucket to clean up afterwards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hi BN1.

[smallsy]

his sheets are so clean due to lack of action coach! the scouse magic is running out.

[Sawbo Shaun]

LOL I don't think so sonny jim!

 

Back on the forum are you? BTW I only metioned them there clean sheets 3.7 times per month in March compared with 2.54 in February.

[and1inthetree]

for what it is worth, and without wanting to get involved in any keeper wars, IN MY OPINION both bn1 and shaun cope with the banter equally well and smallsy has the nicer @rse.

 

shaun is the better keeper though.

 

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[Sawbo Shaun]

I think he has a lovely @rse.

 

I we were in prison I would love to be shacked up with him in a cell. I would be like a pig on honeymoon!!!

[smallsy]

haha scouse you love a conquest! dish the dirt

[Chopper]

and shaun is soooooooooooo much older that me and smallsy!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Sawbo Shaun]

and better looking

[and1inthetree]

i think you mean "smallsy and I".

 

anyway chopper, you're not ESL enough. so do one. HA! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

Better looking! um shaun! older yes!

 

 

Treeboy come on mate!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

shaun has best haircaut!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

You sure mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[Mitchurchin]

Can we get that microphone set up behind the goal for the traditional anti keeper abuse, it needs to be as effective as possible.

 

And can we have Stuart Hall commentating and make the players from the all sTARTS team wear It's a Knockout gear?

[and1inthetree]

officeboy does a great stuart hall impression.

 

"and here comes rob smalls, hacking his way majestically through the comparably dense undergrowth of the bridge avenue pitch as he makes his way forward to take this vital goal kick..."

 

safehands of the sarfend manah has the best haircut. it cost nearly 50 quid.

[Sawbo Shaun]

Smallsy can dress as one of Santa Elves like he does every year between Dec 1st -Dec 24th

[Chopper]

Safehands is the Michael Bolton look a like !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Mitchurchin]

I think players should qualify by virtue of their haircut silliness, especially for the number 1 shirt, so bring on the ideas smallsy, you have work to do, and you sawbo, if you want to beat safe hands.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Christ, I must be guaranteed a place at right or left back then! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Mitchurchin]

Nah, bench for you Kaiser.