Hx kicked out of the competition

[Uncle Urchin]

to find the barmaid with the biggest t1ts...

 

apparently one of the urchinetts has been surgically enhanced which is a breach of competition rules...a competition spokesman said

 

'it was quite apparent when I was feeling these 34EE's that these were plastic so we had no choice after much 'further and deeper 'investigation' to expel Hx from this prestigeous competition'

 

the girl who is from canvey has not been named but it is thought that she has been a regular at the bridge for several seasons....

 

a club spokeman said...

 

't1ts will roll over this'

 

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[SNEER_IS_HERE]

Id love for her to titmytise me!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

titsa rollover then?

[theofficeboy]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
'it was quite apparent when I was feeling these 34EE's that these were plastic so we had no choice after much 'further and deeper 'investigation' to expel Hx from this prestigeous competition'

I thought the reason was because it was the first time she'd got them out all season?

[Sawbo Shaun]

Quote:

Not The Real Steve West said:
titsa rollover then?

Just popped into the thread. I like to keep abreast of goings on.

[Eastside Urchin]

its all a bit of a boob to me!

[and1inthetree]

it is a shame, as this is one of the most breastigious competitions in the calendar.

 

let this be a lesson to us next year.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Grr, I'm so angry about this, maybe next year she will be made to wear one of those flamin 'cross your heart' bra's? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

you complete bunch of melons...

[Michael Hunt]

Jugs hold on a minute you lot - this poor girl is likely to throw a wobbly (or two) over this !

[Uncle Urchin]

it needed nippling in the bud huntster....

[Kaiser Jnr]

as opposed to a kick in the breasticles?!

[Eastside Urchin]

this thread is the top b*llocks

[Mr Happy]

Suck on my avatar!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

nipple!

[Michael Hunt]

I think you lot are milking this thread now.....

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

We are just trying to get abreast of the situation!

[Bionic II]

We used to have an Urchinette from Canvey or nearabouts!

What happened to her?

[Eastside Urchin]

there was one who was from wickford,my cousin was rumping it,then she went out to see him in oz last year,her old man was the chef!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Bionic II]

No not K..., this is well before!