Trouble at Canvey

[mdetaylor]

The administrator of the Canvey message board was forced to take strong action and close the board down for a short period yesterday after 4 posts in a hour threatened to bring the non league uk site down due to an unprecedented flow of data.

 

A statement was issued when the board was reopened indicating that it is thought this was a one off incident and that no further problems should be encountered.

 

CANV was unavailable for comment

[Laz]

CANV is too busy on this site.

[CANV EFM]

ill have you know im videoing this conversation for future legal action

[Laz]

You don't work with Colin Zeal do you, CANV? You seem to have far too much spare time.

[CANV EFM]

ive got one of those jobs, where its the value you add rather than the amount you produce if you get my drift

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hmmm, very intriguing!! I think we should all try to guess what CANV's job is!!

[Northern Monkey]

steward?

[Laz]

Something to do with VAT?

[SteveP]

Is CANV a pimp??

[ESG]

Manager of a paper merchants?

[SteveP]

A Radio Presenter in Norwich's 3rd largest Radio show??

 

Spiceworld!

[Rob_the_Saint]

'value you add' hints of working in one of those souvenir shops on the sea-front, or in a jellied eel stall perhaps.

[Laz]

Manager of the Canvey Rock Emporium? (That's the pink stuff with writing in it that you eat at the seaside, not the stuff mountain are made of.)

[SteveP]

His profile says he's a Sea Wall Engineer, I think the value he adds is in not flooding the island.

 

Anyone see any irony there??

[SAINTS64MAD]

CANV is retired.

[GHA EFM]

Lets lose him guys!

 

LOVL!!

 

Aah, the wisdom of MAD.

[SAINTS64MAD]

why thank ye, thy friend.

[GHA EFM]

At you not with you, fool.

 

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Why thank you, your friend.

 

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[Rob_the_Saint]

[sigh!] Right, that's me out of here. I'll come back later when it's a Mad-free zone.

[SAINTS64MAD]

whats wrong with me? soz GHA i was trying to sound a bit more smarter.it didnt work.