The Raelian Message

[Raelian1]

HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

 

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.

 

 

WHAT HAPPENED?

 

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

 

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

 

He told Rael that:

 

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"

"You mistook us for gods"

"We were at the origin of your main religions"

"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

 

THE MESSAGES

 

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

 

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation.

 

And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world.

 

For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins.

[BOROMAN]

I don't get the punch line????

[pabird]

Your village have been in touch, they are missing their idiot.

[Burnham Lad]

Is there anybody there who wishes to communicate with anybody heeeeerre? Knock three times and ask for Lou Natic.........

 

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[pabird]

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Andrew S said:
Is there anybody there who wishes to communicate with anybody heeeeerre? Knock three times and ask for Lou Natic.........

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It went suddenly very cold then Andrew, there must be something occuring!

[Barry Scott]

ahh the old "we renamed creationism and called it intelligent design" chestnut. There is an alternative and more likely theory than the one produced by our lunatic friend and that is The Flying Spaghetti Monster theory.

[Bad_Egg]

 

i likes it wot the world needs is less propaganda and more rippin the p1ss

[dr gas]

Raelian 1...phone home.

 

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

Is Raelian really David Icke? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wurm.gif" alt="" />

[Barry Scott]

I think what the nutbag is trying to promote is the theory of inteliigent design, which is essentially the creation myth retooled with a modicum of scientific theory but they are basically the same. I'd trust the flying spaghetti monster theory over intelligent design anyday

[The Invisible Man]

Yep, Intelligent Design is indeed just that, a re-badging exceercise dreamt up by an American lawyer who got a couple of impressive sounding "experts" on board to try and convince us that there is biomolecular evidence against evolution. They also have a "mathemetician" whose thesis is basically that for the present ecosphere to have arrived at its present state is statisticaly near-impossible.

 

The "theory" sounds very plausible when expounded by its adherents to those without specialist knowledge but is in a word false. In another word untrue. In three more words not the case. Another three, a deliberate falsehood.

 

The other trick they use is to put it about that there is now real debate in the scientific community, and the theory has caused a real controversy and there are now two sides to the debate. There is no such debate, these people are religious fanatics and frankly cranks.

[pabird]

So we can expect them to turn up as Haringey counsellers or social workers any time now then!

[dr gas]

are you saying there are people employed in Haringey?

[pabird]

Quote:

Dr.GAS said:
are you saying there are people employed in Haringey?

I did not say "gainfully" employed.

[Stu M]

I dunno, this Raelian guy may have a point. I mean, Hornchurch fans are like the Beta versions of software programs... prone to flaws and bugs and only trialled until the definitive version comes along.

 

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[Kaiser Jnr]

Bollox

[Stu M]

Quote:

Kaiser Jnr said:
Bollox

Why, thank you.

[dr gas]

Quote:

Kaiser Jnr said:
Bollox

could not have chosen better wording myself..

[Raelian1]

After all, everyone is entitle to believe as they wish.

[The Invisible Man]

They are indeed. It's just so sad, it's generally the vulnerable and otherwise gullible and those with personality disorders that are the victims.

 

Far more sinister is the situation that prevails in some US states where these half-wits constantly bring about law suits and flood committees to try to force their drivel to be taught to schoolchildren.