Just a Joke

[Cookie]

This bloke goes into a record shop. A wasp flies above him. He says to the owner."I know that wasp,its a speckled winged wasp.I can tell by the buzzing noise.I can tell you any name of any wasp by its buzzing noise"."O.k" says the owner. "Heres 15 wasp sounds.Tell me the wasps names".The man answered ALL 15 questions correctly.The owner then said he had a record in the shop with other wasps noises on them. If he could name the wasps on that record he could have it to take home. The owner played the record but the chap couldnt get the first one correct,or the second. Dumbfounded the wasp expert couldnt believe it until the owner apologised and said. "Oh sorry,that was the "b(ee)" side".

[Boney Crisp]

Oh god no. LMFAO.

[Cookie]

No need to call me "god" Alex. Not yet anyway l.o.l. Did you get a "buzz" out of that joke by any chance.

[Boney Crisp]

that was a "sting" in the ointment.

[Rob_Butler]

There was a strange chap who posted 10 different puns on a football forum, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make someone laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Cookie]

Very good Rob. Now you've succeeded havent you? You do talk sense sometimes then.

[Rob_Butler]

I am just warming up, your turn.

[Cookie]

Are you on heat then? (sorry,no offence intended to anyone there).

[Rob_Butler]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal”.

The other goes to a family in Spain; they name his “Juan.”

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, “There twins! If you have see Juan, you have seen Ahmal!

 

 

Classic!

[Boney Crisp]

Two gay men have just been on a date and ended up sleeping with eachother. The following morning when they woke up one gay man said that he needed to go to the toilet and said to his boyfriend "whilst i am gone dont masturbate." When he came back he saw spunk up all up the walls and curtains and he said "i thought i told you not to masturbate" and the other gay said "i didnt.....i farted"

[Rob_Butler]

LMAO

[Cookie]

LMAO? Was that you then FF? Is that what you guys call it,Laughing my A*** off?

Lets try & keep em'clean lads.(& your A***, FF!)

[Boney Crisp]

Why did that joke involve you cookie?

[Cookie]

It didnt young man,it didnt! I only swing one way & that is the natural way. But then again,what IS the natural way these days I ask.