whohoo!!

[Steph]

no Too much washing makes you go blind. Everyone knows the soap gets in your eyes.

 

They test it on rabbits and you know how much washing they do!

[matthew oliver]

too much windsurfing. I dont go windsurfing!

[Badger]

Too much Windsor?

[matthew oliver]

yuk

[The Invisible Man]

Yes, I think we've all had enough of the Windsors1

[Rodders]

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too much windsurfing. I dont go windsurfing!

With all that hot air, perhaps you should try hot air balloning!

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[matthew oliver]

what

[Mr Happy]

What's wrong with Barbara then?

[The Invisible Man]

Ah, the lovely Babs, the rightful heir to the throne. Let's face it she has all the necessary qualifications: associates with undesirable persons, no education to speak of, false surname of Windsor, much loved by many but certainly has her knockers, a talented actress, and spent much of her life in a right carry on!

[matthew oliver]

who?

[The Invisible Man]

Come on, keep in touch Matthew! Have you never seen a Carry On film? Have you ever been subjected to East Enders?

[Mr Happy]

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Ah, the lovely Babs, the rightful heir to the throne. Let's face it she has all the necessary qualifications: associates with undesirable persons, no education to speak of, false surname of Windsor, much loved by many but certainly has her knockers, a talented actress, and spent much of her life in a right carry on!

That scene from Carry On camping still rates as one of the best ever on film. Chest exercises for women rool OK!

[The Invisible Man]

Yes, a cinematic masterpiece.

[matthew oliver]

pah, watever u lot say. that film was cra p and everyone knows it.

 

now if you wanna see agood film you should watch tomb raider, or gladiator, lord of the rings, or the mummy/mummy returns. good new films are the best. none of this rubbish old stuff.

[The Invisible Man]

With that list of films, I sincerely hope he's being sarcastic!

 

The best thing you can say about Tomb Raider is that it has a really cool Land Rover in it.

[Mr Happy]

I would have thought that Matthew would be into Dumbo, Goofy and, just like his beloved Leyton Orient, Micky Mouse!!

[matthew oliver]

r u saying lord oif the rings is crap, you obviously aint seen it.

 

the world is not enough is brilliant too., same as die another day.

[The Invisible Man]

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r u saying lord oif the rings is crap, you obviously aint seen it.

Yes, and I have.

[Mr Happy]

Matthew, the Lord of the RIngs was excellent. However, you should not put down cinematic masterpieces such as the Carry On films. They have stood the test of time, have great gags and to see a young Barbara Windsor as God intended her is a privalege.

[Badger]

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good new films are the best. none of this rubbish old stuff.

Does that mean that in ten years time, Lord of the Rings and Tomb Raider will become crap, regardless of what people think of them today? Best throw out my copy of Citizen Kane, I guess.