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Silencer

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......Still no roof on the old stand as this is due to be knocked down and replaced at the end of the season. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bow.gif" alt="" />

 

Weather here is wet, windy and of course you will have to contend with the traditional sea-breeze!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ufo.gif" alt="" />

 

On the good side....thanks largeley to our hosts, our two parties built up a good relationship earlier in the season...bearing in mind the state of the league...I assume a few of you will be in party mood saturday! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

 

Enjoy the beers, Enjoy the booze and enjoy Sunny Sunny Southend! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

 

Your favourite Manor Forum boys, MIMIB, Silencer and Peter Heathcote will be there in force!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

 

All together now.... "If You all hate Romford clap your hands..."

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/excited.gif" alt="" />

 

Ha Ha....Up The Manor!!!

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petticoat you say?....

 

 

hahaha.

 

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru

I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu

I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal

And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall

I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising man

'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards

Who hate black people

 

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait

I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late

I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool

I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school

I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising man

'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers

Who smell like baboons

 

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind

That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings

I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings

I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig

But I've never met a nice South African.

 

No he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising man

'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths

With no sense of humour - ha ha

 

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire

At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire

I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies

I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies

I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle

And I've never met a nice South African.

 

No he's never met a nice South African

And that's not bloody surprising man

Because we've never met one either

Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

 

Yes he's quite a nice South African

And he's hardly ever killed anyone

And he's not smelly at all.

That's why they put him prison.

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the match will go ahead...even if you'll end up playing in a mud bath.they are gonna have 200 hornchurch supporters waiting to celebrate their esl title:that's more than half the overall season attendances.if the game doesn't go ahead they will never seen them again!also the presence og mean it mick is back and peter heathcote will make the match unforgettable... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Its a bright sunny morning here and I am about 10 miles from Southend, light rain is predicted but none for tomorrow.

 

I say the game will be on <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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URCHINETT said:
Its a bright sunny morning here and I am about 10 miles from Southend, light rain is predicted but none for tomorrow.

I say the game will be on <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


I live about 6 miles from Southend. If you went 2 miles closer and I went two miles further away we would naturally come together!
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