burnham announce mass exodus..

[Uncle Urchin]

of players as the management staff take expedient action to avoid their present plummet down the table into the relegation zone...

 

a club spokesman said

 

'this is no good at all chaps, we really must get a grip and stop the freefall, good lord even eaten <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />..are taking the micky out of us now and singing songs about us...bloody blighters..'

 

it is understood that the average age of the new team will be reduced from 55 to 40 and that Kaiser Jnr will be placed in charge of all Club PR matters as from today...in a further development the players will now have to train at least one hour a week and the burger bar is closed until further notice. MMIM has put in a transfer request. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[paulskinbac]

Unc, take the (a) out of eton please old chap.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
it is understood that the average age of the new team will be reduced from 55 to 40 and that Kaiser Jnr will be placed in charge of all Club PR matters as from today...in a further development the players will now have to train at least one hour a week and the burger bar is closed until further notice. MMIM has put in a transfer request. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Haha, you crazy cat Unc! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

First ive heard about the new role for me... I shall obviously try to do the best I can, and I will want to keep my best players, so i think I will install a "burger before games" policy especially for MMIM <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
I dont understand how our average age was ever 55 anyway! Ports would be our oldest player and he's been 21 for 16 years! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />