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Lil Dave

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A word of warning: there are engineering works this weekend which mean a replacement bus from Dartford. Via Bluewater <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


Nikki won't get to the game then.


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A word of warning: there are engineering works this weekend which mean a replacement bus from Dartford. Via Bluewater <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


Nikki won't get to the game then.


Just to ley you know that Nikki will get to the Game on Saturday as she is getting a lift with Safety Officer Dave & Tea Lady Jess, so you can all stop worrying now ok?

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A word of warning: there are engineering works this weekend which mean a replacement bus from Dartford. Via Bluewater <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


Nikki won't get to the game then.


Just to ley you know that Nikki will get to the Game on Saturday as she is getting a lift with Safety Officer Dave & Tea Lady Jess, so you can all stop worrying now ok?

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Can't believe she's passing up a trip via Bluewater.
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I would have thought she was more of a Lakeside girl anyway.

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Is that a sponsorship idea?

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Deal or No Deal?

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And your not?

 

P.s. nikki could sell the 50/50 tickets for it <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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Sell 50/50 tickets to all those watching of course!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

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Anyhoo I made my lift plans before knowing about the Bluewater de-tour... Who's going?!?


I would rather be impaled on a red hot poker than go shopping!!!!!


You could have been more original.

The government of Isabella and Mortimer was so precarious that they dared not leave the deposed king (Edward II) in the hands of their political enemies. On April 3 he was removed from Kenilworth and entrusted to the custody of two dependants of Mortimer. He was imprisoned at Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. Contrary to the polemical chronicle of Geoffrey le Baker, record evidence shows that he was well-treated in captivity. It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is unlikely, and burns in the rectal region would easily have given it away. This was elaborated in a history by Sir Thomas More:

"On the night of October 11 (1327 AD) while lying in on a bed (the king) was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress... weighed him down and suffocated him, a plumber's iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his secret parts (into his anus) so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines."
This method is unnecessarily complicated, as simple suffocation would have met the objectives and so is unlikely.
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Anyhoo I made my lift plans before knowing about the Bluewater de-tour... Who's going?!?


I would rather be impaled on a red hot poker than go shopping!!!!!


You could have been more original.

The government of Isabella and Mortimer was so precarious that they dared not leave the deposed king (Edward II) in the hands of their political enemies. On April 3 he was removed from Kenilworth and entrusted to the custody of two dependants of Mortimer. He was imprisoned at Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire. Contrary to the polemical chronicle of Geoffrey le Baker, record evidence shows that he was well-treated in captivity. It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is unlikely, and burns in the rectal region would easily have given it away. This was elaborated in a history by Sir Thomas More:

"On the night of October 11 (1327 AD) while lying in on a bed (the king) was suddenly seized and, while a great mattress... weighed him down and suffocated him, a plumber's iron, heated intensely hot, was introduced through a tube into his secret parts (into his anus) so that it burned the inner portions beyond the intestines."
This method is unnecessarily complicated, as simple suffocation would have met the objectives and so is unlikely.


Though more believable than the alleged demise of Catherine the Great.
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Makes you wonder about the websites that Steph regularly surfs doesn't it??? Picture Steph in leather and chains carrying a whip and other implements...................on second thoughts, better not. Not long since breakfast!!!

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