eastsides...riversides and downsides....

[Uncle Urchin]

now listen up you lot...saturday looks like being a full house with tickets flying thru the clubhouse door as I type....all main gate entry points will be open from 12 noon as will the bar and restaurant...so make sure you all get there early enough for your usual eastside positions and your riverside seats...(anyone wishing to help out on saturday should ring Nett at the club on 01708-220080) all hands much needed and much welcome...

 

there will be a few celebrities arriving at the club on saturday for this hysterical occasion (including zodiumcatylismicloonyitus who we understand hass borrowed the mayor of haverings limo for the day...) so please guys/ladies...no 'mobbing' as he will sign all autographs upon request...

 

a further note for all is the change in layout at the ground for this game....

 

the opposition dugout has been moved to the front of the eastside terracing so mark reed and his team can get a better view of the proceedings and enjoy a chat with the eastside residents during the game <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> and a path has been cleared around the perimeter walk so the romfordian zimmer frames can get in and out...

 

the pitch has been altered to accomodate the romfordian style of play so there's no grass left on it at all and the clouds have been raised so we don't lose the balls as they pass it around......

 

have a good day.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

..and some peeps have the cheek to slag me off for posting trite drivel.

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[cantos]

Uncle have security arrangements been made to stop the away supporters being harrassed by reps. from Stannah Stairlifts and Sanatagen.

[zody]

and hopefully double glazing reps

[theabbeyabbott]

Quote:

coupwotcoup said:
..and some peeps have the cheek to slag me off for posting trite drivel.
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like who? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

see post passim... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

[Diz]

Match sponsered by SAGA

[Uncle Urchin]

200 OAP tickest being printed as we speak and care wardens being recruited... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Diz]

Half time mobility scooter racing at half time?

[cantos]

Scented candles in the bar to counter the smell of wee.

[Uncle Urchin]

yes...we have organised that around the track...

 

a special appearance by LW the world champion mobility racer is expected... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Diz]

Zody overtakes Coup down the back straight.

[cider]

I have also heard that they are planning to film cocoon 5 so please get their early.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Will they be having a nap at half time?

[and1inthetree]

half time 5-a-side between the romford fans too.

 

anyone see that father ted episode?...

[coupwotcoup]

I am going to watch it in my bath chair at Rush Green..much more peaceful there...

[Bitch]

Shall i bring your rubber duck and a strong looooofer? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Didn't know you had a lisp?

[Bitch]

Only when you get my tongue in a twist cwc <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

He he!!