Riddle of the day...

[jkmaskell]

G - France?

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You got my imagination working overtime there Stokesie,...wow!!, have you! (dont tell paul) l.o.l.

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HERE WE GO (with answers)

 

A)What two words contain the most letters?

=Post office

 

B)What's the difference between here and there?

=The letter T.

 

C)Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

=Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.

 

D)Which moves faster: heat or cold?

=Heat, because you can catch a cold.

 

E)You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

=The telephone.

 

F)You can't keep this until you have given it.

=Your word.

 

G)What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?

=A pink carnation.

 

H)There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?

=A Window

 

I)What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

="What time is it?"

 

J)How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

=If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still grow your own beard.

 

K)Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?

=Actually neither is correct - 18 plus 19 is 37!

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Well done FF.Got a few right there! How are you? Long time no hear! Grounding over with now is it! Naughty boy! l.o.l.

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Loved your answers Stokesie(but then I would wouldnt I?)(dont tell paul.) Much better than the real answers.

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Father & son (both ex coal miners) were discussing their jobs down the pits in days gone by. The son says he "worked long hours in his day",yes,long 12 hour shifts from 6 till 6 every day".

The Father said "You think you had it hard..In my day we worked a 14 hour day from 7 till 7".