Riddle of the day...

[Dutch_Mike]

What is better than God, worse than the Devil, poor people always have it, and rich people never want for it?

 

Enjoy! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Cookie]

The answer my friend is "NOTHING"!

[Dutch_Mike]

Very good cookie - I'm impressed!

[Cookie]

Impressed? Has it taken you this long to be so? l.o.l.

Ask me another!!

[Dutch_Mike]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

[Cookie]

A "TOWEL". Thats a well oldie michael! Harder please!

[JeremyJacobs]

Why is Rhodesia called Rhodesia?

 

Monty Python c. 1972

[Cookie]

Is that a riddle or a question JJ? Either way you have me stumped on that one.All I know is that its not called Rhodesia anymore its called Zimbabwe. Dont know why they did originally call it Rhodesia though.Looking forward to your answer.

[I am Spartacus]

Rhodesia was originally Nort (now Zambia) and South (Now Zimbwawe) it is named after Cecil Rhodes. It is also the place where Livingstone had his infamous meeting. I am old enough to rember Ian Smith declaring independence in 1970 and mey Harold Wilson at sea on that battleship.More history lessons can be obtained from zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Cookie]

But that dosent really answer the question "J" does it? It accounts for the RHODES but what about the "IA" bit.Why not just RHODES ll(two) or RHODES ZM l.o.l.

[philDMinime]

What does someone give you , you use, but others use more than you???????????????????

[MargateFan]

Your name.

[philDMinime]

yep, I can't believe you did it so quickly took me months

[phil d]

patience and i am runnin out of it <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wall.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

[Stokesie1]

Heres on for you Cookie... What can travel the world but always stays in one corner?....... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Cookie]

A "STAMP". Hiya Leah!

[Coxyhammer]

a stamp thats easy lol

[Cookie]

Some more EAZY PEAZY ones!

 

A) What two words contain the most letters?

 

What's the difference between here and there?

 

C) Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg ARE white," or "The yolk of the egg IS white?"

 

D) Which moves faster: heat or cold?

 

E) You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

 

F) You can't keep this until you have given it.

 

G) What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?

 

H) There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?

 

I) What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?

 

J) How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

 

K) Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?

 

 

[Rob_Butler]

1) post office

2) the t

3) yolk is not white

4)

5)Phone

6)promise

7)

8)windows

9)time

10)

11)neither

[Stokesie1]

Didn't think you'd get mine so quick Cookie!

Answers, or what I think are the answers, to the Q. FF left out!

D- I reckon could be heat, although it may not be!

G- Definately the world of gay!

I- In my world within the classroom it would be 'WHY'?!!

J- You can shave 3times without shaving your face! I.E your armpits, your legs and il the 3rd to your own imaginations!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />