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[John@TheFleet]

Quality! You really must get out more......

[Stu M]

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John@TheFleet said:
Quality! You really must get out more......

What is this 'out' of which you speak?

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[Harry J Allstars]

It's up to the boy with the Drum.

 

Well done Stu.

 

Come on Scott show us the way to Amarillo...

[FleetFanatic]

You b'stard Stu - believe it of not I came up with the same first two lines! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[kmj]

I never had you down as a closet Doris Day fan FF!

[kmj]

Great stuff Stu. Now try alternative words to, say, A Day In The Life.

[John@TheFleet]

This one will never catch on 'cos the Bad Language Police would lock me up and stuff the key somewhere nasty. To the tune of The Laughing Policeman and latterly Knees up Mother Brown:

 

There was a bloke from Woking* *(change as applicable)

He couldn't read or write.

He went to see his football team

And they were ******* s**** (rhymes with Barry White!)

A bunch of useless b****** (fatherless children)

And if they had all night

They couldn't hit a cow's a*** with a banjo if they tried!

 

Oh, ha ha ha ha ha, 'cos (middle eight!!!!Accompanied with derisory pointing at the opposing supporters!)

 

You're not very good,

You're not very good,

You're not very, you're not very.....etc etc..

 

If you think that's bad, there's also a version including an alarming degree of 'family fun', so to speak. It made me blush, I tell you.

[FleetFanatic]

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kmj said:
I never had you down as a closet Doris Day fan FF!

I'm not. I just remembered an advert where the football crowd sang:

'Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see.
'Oh it's chips, it's chips, we hope it's chips, it chips....'

.....and took it from there! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[kmj]

A likely story! I bet you have all her old films on DVD.

[FleetFanatic]

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Harry J Allstars said:
It's up to the boy with the Drum.

Well done Stu.

Come on Scott show us the way to Amarillo...

We have the choir ready for you Harry:

[FleetFanatic]

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kmj said:
A likely story! I bet you have all her old films on DVD.

She made films too? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Everybody knows the tune and they're the sort of songs you need.

[Slartibartfast]

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kmj said:
I never had you down as a closet Doris Day fan FF!

and what exactly is wrong with being a Doris Day fan?

[EUFC superb]

Fleet fleet, the marvalous fleet

fun for me when it's you we beat

sing when where winning, sing when were losing

it's confidence we're oozing

fleet fleet, the mavalous fleet!