Warning.....

[Bridge]

Anyone know where i can find the nearest Waitrose????

 

I know how many of you shop at Waitrose, so this may be useful to know.

 

I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.

 

This happened to me at Waitrose in Cirencester and it could happen to you.

 

It is believed the Scam first started out in Sweden and has quickly found its way all across Europe...

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts (Amazing)

 

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket in the area.

 

Obviously You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen last Wednesday ,Thursday , Friday, twice on Saturday, and again yesterday.

 

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[zody]

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[coupwotcoup]

I don't drive..phew!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Thanks Bridgey! Ill stop shopping @ ASDA now <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

All you find @ ASDA is chavs and chavettes like BN1...

 

Hi Smallsy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

Sorry Zods, I haven't seen any warnings of Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old boys wiping there knobs across your windscreen whilst shoping at your local haunt, but when i do I'll pass it on....

[coupwotcoup]

...you really meant that, didn't you!!

[and1inthetree]

yet all over the country, acting on bridgey's advice, people are stood at their computers wiping their knobs accross the screen...

[Bridge]

Don't forget to turn it off first though Tree, otherwise you may get a shock or two!!!

 

Coup.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kaiser Jnr]

I keep using Bridgeys advice, but now I cant see whats on my screen. All I see is "build up"...

 

I have just been sick in my mouth a bit... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[cantos]

I took Bridgeys advice on fixing the computer,but got thrown out of the library.

[Dangler]

I took Bridgeys advice on fixing the computer and when the wife went down on me,

I’d built up so much static, her hair stood on end !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Funny that..same thing happened when she helped me fix mine too!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Dangler]

Hope she didn't charge you too much.

[coupwotcoup]

And I got change too!