Essex Hospital remove wrong testical.

[Ryman Fan.]

This story was announced on Essex Fm news.

They will not mention which Essex Hospital it happened in. In case you identify the patient.

 

A public enquiry will be held, but it sounds like somebody ballsed up. Fancy losing the wrong one.

 

You can now un-cross your legs <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[BladeRunner]

I'll always remember the old joke of a magistrate who lost both testicles. He became a JUSTICE PRICK.

[zody]

simple operation, not sorted can be a killer

 

 

http://www.keepyoureyeontheball.org.uk/

[dr gas]

I had a testi removed and a pickled onion inserted in its place.

every time i see a cheese sandwich i get aroused...

[zody]

we wont go on about your gerkin will we , Dr

[Uncle Urchin]

zody had his brain removed and inserted into his testi sack.....

 

said he wanted more brains in his bollox....

 

did you know that he has been ill...? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

Uncle you are such a

[Big J R]

It could only happen in Essex !

 

Bit like the Essex bird involved in a road traffic accident.

 

Ambulance man ask her "Where you bleeding from ?"

 

Sharon replies, [color:"red"] "Braintree, Mate !" [color:"black"]

[The Invisible Man]

Good thing he didn't go in to have a leg off!

[morrisonsm]

It's painful just thinking about what the poor guy is going through!

 

http://www.scotiafootball.com/

[zody]

I didnt feel a thing honest, and still firing well, what they do is re route tubes and away you go again <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

looks like a parsons nose on a chicken and when I shake my leg nothing one side and the other a morris dancer, about the shock wears off, you take no notice, doesnt even notice, trust me I am not a doctor, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />but speak from experience <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[dr gas]

just ask to leave the swelling but take away the pain..

[zody]

now thats a thought, but never a jaffa

[dr gas]

are you still wanting baby zodies at your age?

[zody]

no just kids

[dr gas]

kids start as babies i think!

[Sharming Paula]

I thought they goats start as kids

[dr gas]

no goats start as kids me thinks..

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Quote:

The Invisible Man said:
Good thing he didn't go in to have a leg off!

I thought that had already happened!

Doctor " I have some bad news and some good news!
Patient "What is the bad news?"
Doctor "We cut off your good leg, when we realised we cut off your bad leg too!"
Patient "What the feck is the good news?"
Doctor " The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers!"
Now it could just be a sick joke.........But you never know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />