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The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play

football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to

Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes

left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for

Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted

and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about

his first day in English football.

"Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we

were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans,

the media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mum,

"Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your

sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang

of looters, while you were having a great time."

The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."

 

 

 

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"Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the

first place!"

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zody said:
The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play
football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to
Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes
left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about
his first day in English football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we
were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans,
the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum,
"Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your
sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang
of looters, while you were having a great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."



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"Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the
first place!"



Jesus "Scoop Zody" you thought of working on the press with up to date info like that?
and BTW

Zody the racist!

How dare you marginilise the good folk from Merseyside and stereo type them as above.

I see then Romford is the Paris of Essex then.

Feckin dimwit
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Kaiser Jnr said:
Maybe Zody was amongst the Chelsea fans last night...

"In your Liverpool Slums, In your Liverpool Slums...." <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Yes I was amazed at the fact Chelsea have a song at all never mind a generic one that all clubs sing.

What fans eh? they will be outsinging us lot next and having a few original songs and witty banners next.
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chelsea aren't even a proper football club. even when united were dominating, there was still the chance of an upset, i left the pub at 2-0 as i found the idea of chelsea steamroll another team quite depressing.

 

is it in germany where clubs are not allowed to operate at a loss?

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