yet more sol campbell 'humour'

[and1inthetree]

After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a

vet.

 

On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two

horses are about to give birth.

 

The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of

each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses

but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.

After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat

and goes to leave.

 

'Where are you going?' asks the baffled farmer,

 

'I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf

[Michael Hunt]

Frank Bruno has applied for a job at Arsenal - He heard they are employing 6' 4" mad black c unts with no defence who like getting battered around the ring !