In This Weeks Episode of 'The Park'

[SteveP]

Will MAD finally discover what a Burberry Cap is?

 

Will SteveP be humbled by a less than Harmonic EFM?

 

Will the young, coragious, but highly unpredictable Chesh do a smash and grab job?

 

Will 3000 people turn up like they did a long time ago??

 

Tune in to this weeks episode of the Madness which is known as 'The Park' <img src="/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Will Thornsy ever come to another Saints game again??

 

Will Laz awake from his alcoholic coma??

 

Will Rob The Saint fulfil a life-long ambition and be initiated into The Firm??

 

It's gonna be a humdinger!!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Will Claire find her 'Mr Right' in the Directors Lounge?

 

Will GHA try his first pineapple breezer?

 

Will Colin Zeal's burberry cap be blown onto the railway line?

 

Will AFF be able to remember what happened in the first half?

 

All this and more in another stunning episode of.......

 

......'The Park'

[Colin Zeal EFM]

The scary thing is, all of this makes you realise just what a Soap Opera this board sometimes turns itself into!!

 

Quality though!!

[SAINTS64MAD]

Rob will hoepfully never get into EFM. I know what Burberry is now.

[SteveP]

Well that's one of my questions answered at least, I am off now, see ya tommorow for the Epic...

 

St Albans City

(no championships in the last 10 seasons)

 

versus

 

Chesham United

 

(One Prem and One Div 1 Championship in that same period, though will it prevent us from cocking up? has it ever?? You wouldn't understand)

 

BRING IT ON!!!

[GHA EFM]

Next Week's Episode of 'The Park'

 

Much amusement in EFM as both Costello and Thorns manage to get arrested at Stockport for streaking, thus sending CZ back down the Hooligan league.

 

A dramatic last-minute winner from the head of streaker Sniffer Thorns sends the Saints into the second round of the FA Cup. More amusement as the referee allows the goal.

 

The programme improves in quality.

 

Duncan Roberts confesses of his love for the club.

 

Bin Fadhel gets thrown out of university in disgrace, after plotting attacks on Edgley Park, Stockport.

 

Laz admits that in reality, he can't actually drink very much.

 

Colin Zeal admits that his first love is actually Arsenal. Following the trend, Webbo admits that his first love is Boreham Wood.

[Laz]

GHA, I take offence at you penultimate remark. See you at Stockport!

[SteveP]

Oh and by the way lads, thanks for setting the band up for me, you shouldn't have.

 

 

[Laz]

Yes, what was that racket? Can't we do any better than that?

[SteveP]

They actually sounded much better when there wasn't a crowd there, at about 2.10 when I was walking in they were playing some jazzy stuff.

 

But they went in to Glen Miller, it well, didn't sound as good.

[Laz]

You're welcome to them! I prefer music that's a bit more up to date!

[Rob_the_Saint]

Steve, was that you in the red ski hat?

[SteveP]

So do I, but I don't mind the occasional bit of live music to mix it up a bit. Not Glen Miller though, mind...

[SteveP]

No, I thought you'd think that, not me at all. Sorry.

[Laz]

Perhaps, we should all were pink carnations in our Burberry caps so we know who each other are.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Did you spot the lone Burberry then, SteveP?

[SteveP]

I did spot a lone Burberry, by the way I've sent you a private message CZ.

 

I thought I would come up but then I got all shy, I think if we were winning I'd have probably made more of an effort!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I got the PM and will be replying in due course. My internet's playing up today (as you can probably tell by the reduction in my postings today!!)

[mdetaylor]

Mr Zeal I have sent you a PM as well