Offside rule explained for girls

[zody]

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop

assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you

must have.

 

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing them with

desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

 

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no

money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

 

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and

sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

 

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper

and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other

shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other

shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

 

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been

thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!

 

NOW DO YOU GET IT?!!

[smallsy]

fcking hell. you have never wound me up before but now your getting on my tits!

 

how old is this!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last week <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

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