hilarious transfer rumour.

[Bridge]

Who's Dave, Do we know him?

 

Is he from the pub?

[YELLOW]

Already done so, fella!!!

[Spursman]

Wise man. Be a bit more choosy about who you give it out to in future as well eh, lol.

[Uncle Urchin]

well he certainly has never given it to me so aint you the lucky one looney toones.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

ever heard the saying yellow...

 

'run with the hare and hunt with the hounds'...

[YELLOW]

Yep heard it before. Don't know what the fck it means!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

[Spursman]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
well he certainly has never given it to me so aint you the lucky one looney toones.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

ever heard the saying yellow...

'run with the hare and hunt with the hounds'...

Oh dear, looks like "Unc" has the "ump" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ever heard the saying "Unc"

"You play with fire, you get burned"

or even...

"If you can't take it, don't dish it out"

or another one...

"Hornchurch are s**t"

Sorry if I upset you "Unc" anyway I am getting tired of you now, we carry it on and you'll only start getting nasty won't you as it is becoming increasingly obvious that as you are not really clever enough to come back with any witty riposte and henceforth you are going to have to resort to more and more abuse as you try to play catch up here. Never mind, I don't really expect much else from a Hornchurch lad and know it is not really your fault. Whatever, rest assured it will not make me think any less of you as indeed, that really would not be possible in several lifetimes, LOL <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Time to get back to your in jokes with all your Urchin chums now. Have fun, lol <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Nite, nite to you Unc.

Over and out.

[Uncle Urchin]

thank you for that piece of advice.

 

we all know our place and tonight we have obviously met our match with a master of double entendre and rapier like riposte.......so..

 

I shall return to the front parlour with my little band of fans and allow you to continue supporting the island 'galacticos' that you have supported for....

 

err....six months.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Spursman]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
thank you for that piece of advice.

we all know our place and tonight we have obviously met our match with a master of double entendre and rapier like riposte

That is okay "Unc" - we all need a little bit of advice from somebody older and wiser at some time in our lives, just be thankful I was there to impart my wisdom to you when you really needed it most.

Notice in your bio that you listed your favourite player is Mickey Mouse? Don't think you have listed this correctly mate, shouldn't this read that both yourself and your team are both pretty Mickey Mouse because that would be far more accurate I feel, LOL <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Geezer]

Quote:

Canvey_Loon said:
Great result for Arsenal today eh? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Good old Sam, I reckon they should give him the England job just on the strength of this one result alone in making it thoroughly miserable week all round for the Scum. The "great" Arsenal knocked out of the cups by Wigan and Bolton Wanderers - hillarious. We'll just wait for you to blow out in Europe now (like you always do) and just to depress you even further, we'll be taking that 4th Champions League spot this season thank you very much.

Deep joy as the arrogant Gooner scum and their vile fans contemplate the impending mediocrity that their club has worked so hard this season to achieve, LOL...

WENGER OUT!!!

YID ARMY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Erm Grimsby & Leicster why don'y ya [****!!****] off back to your shitty island

[Uncle Urchin]

its not his island mate..he's just decided to move there and become a lifelong canvey fan.....I don't suppose he's been supporting spurs for to long either.....its what they do these jocks....move around from place to place and assuming other peoples identities...after that they find message boards and post self important and pompous drivel in a pseudo intellectual way to convince us all that they are intelligent... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

is it me or does he not have the feel of another recent 'fugitive' on our site who disappeared as quickly after trying to be clever...something to do with a police investigation into mail fraud I believe.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

either way its all very original stuff he posted last night is it not....(not being the operative word)....I'm surprised no one else has thought of all that Hx collapse stuff.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

and such wit with pearls like...'arsenal scum' etc etc....'plummeting down 6 leagues'....

 

haven't stopped laughing all nite......I do love a pompous arrogant and smart arsed jock on a saturday night don't you......quality entertainment and original scripts...better than the telly... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

thanx for bringing him over yellow old chap...hope you enjoyed yourself...

[and1inthetree]

yes, cheers yellow.

 

why not bring him to the next hornchurch game you attend. we can all be treated to his wildean wit to our faces then.

[YELLOW]

That'll be next week then!!!

[and1inthetree]

top stuff. make sure he attends, don't want to hear any excuses. i'll pay for him if he's reluctant to hand funds over to our little club.

[YELLOW]

Well seeing as we've not got a game next week and our reserves are away to Romford, he could be persuaded!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

yup...there will be a warm urchin welcome for said guest... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Spursman]

Thanks for the invite boys but I gave up watching park football a long time ago now so will greatfully decline... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Little piece of advice to you all, if you can't take it then don't dish it out.

 

Pseudo Essex tough guy veiled threats - how scary are you all? I am shaking with fear here for sure.

[The Monk]

Canvey Loon, you're about 2 years too late as far as the Hornchurch/Canvey banter/abuse goes. Now go back to your little island and pray Kingy don't feck off to Southend <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Midwich Cuckoos alert!!

[Uncle Urchin]

the guys a nutter...I had a little look at some of his posts and he's just attached himself to canvey right out of the blue as it were.....

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

he's one of these that comes on...gets into a flurry and then accuses us all of being agressive and not able to 'take it'....

 

he reminds me of that nutter from naam that we saw off a few weeks ago... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

the forums are full of losers like him trying to make a name for themselves........why do they always find us.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

we have more affinity with canvey than he does and no doubt he'll be orf when kingy buys southend next season... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

fckn saddo sweaties....always were cuckoos... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Spursman]

You truly are a very stupid person "Unc" - I do not have to justify anything to any Essex wideboy idiot here so I am not even going to waste my time doing so. You don't have the intelligence to take it all in anyway, so why bother? Get back down to Hornchurch High Road and hang about outside McDonald's won't you? That is just about your mark I reckon, trying to impress all your equally low intelligence friends by acting "all hard" - silly little boy... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

I am a nutter trying to make a name for myself am I? Like I care about your opinion - I don't think so, LOL.

 

I came on here for a little bit of banter but realise now that because of what has happened to Hornchurch, basically you not only can't take a joke (the team you watch every week certainly makes me laugh!!!) you have a siege mentality all the way. Never mind, I won't be back here again as I am bored with you all now and have no interest in "little" football nor "fans" with little brains - both things which seems to go hand in hand with supporting Hornchurch.

 

Why do the nutters find you? Probably because they realise (as I now do) how easy it is to get a reaction from stupid people like yourselves. They then tire of this very easily when (as in this case) it ceases to be a challenge at all.

 

Obviously I have annoyed you a lot more than you have me and I bid you a fond farewell. Keep checking my posts "Unc" - who knows, if you do perhaps you might even learn something there as without any doubt, you and your sort are not a great advert for the education system are you? LOL... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Hail! Hail!