EFM's Ryman League Table of Dislike

[YELLOW]

I reckon Hornchurch may figure quite highly on your list next season. Big spending club, so probably a bit of arrogance there, another team from Essex and I've heard about a few incidents involving their younger supporters. Definitely watch out for them.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We'll kill em'

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I remember reading on their message board that they were putting together a 'Firm'! Didn't they have a bit of trouble with Aveley??

 

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No firm that has "a bit of trouble at Aveley" is worth bothering about

[YELLOW]

Well you could call it trouble but all it was, was a couple of teenage kids throwing bottles at the Aveley bench. The Hornchurch/Aveley thing was a bit sad to be honest. There was a war of words on their forum but my opinion was half the people on there were pretending to be Aveley fans just for a wind up.

Let's face it Aveley's average crowd ia only about 90 and last season this fixture would have attracted no more than 80/90 people. They'll probably start a ruck with Ford next season.

[CANV EFM]

at billericcay there was some 8 yr old kid who kept walking in front of the canvey fans saying things like 'your rubbish' etc etc when greggors launched this shot in at the speed of sound it bounced off a defender on the line and staight into the keepers hands this kid was up again 'your rubbish you cant even hit an open goal'..

he is the youngest thug in the ryman..mind you he wasnt directing it at anyone just talking out loud so maybe he is just a fruitcake..

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Who's the oldest thug in the Ryman? I reckon John Farmer - he must be pushing his late fifties!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

also one canvey fan souted at the linesman when he was standing at the edge of the area for our penatly 'OI LINO DO U KNOW WHAT A F>>KING CORNER IS!' to which the linesman replies, 'where i met your missus last night?'

que spontaneous applause

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Quality!!

 

 

[MK James]

 

Quality!- if you're gonna dish it out you'd better be ready to get some back. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

I'm older than Farmer! But I reckon Bermonsey is the oldest.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I haven't seen Bermonsey for ages!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

Not strictly the Ryman but the youngest thugs in the non league have to be a group of 7/8 year old Dagenham/Redbridge fans(I say they were fans but they wern't wearing any colours) hurling abuse at Canvey fans on the opposite platform at Dagenham East Tube Station after the ESC final a couple of seasons ago.

They were saying Canvey are s..t all the usual stuff.

One of our supporters threatened to go round and knock them out which was pretty hilarious.

I got a feeling this kids got done for mucking around too near the edge of the platform.

Even the Daggers fans on our side of the platform were laughing at them. It was hilarious.

[Laz]

I saw him outside the offie the other day. He was going down Millwall for a ruck. He had an excellent had which had: "We fear no one", or something similar on it.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

This is gonna need a bit of updating. I reckon Ricay may have jumped a few places!

 

Should we start from scratch for this new season!!?

 

 

[Laz]

Ricay aren't in our division anymore so, yes.

[YELLOW]

Just looked back through that thread. I made some great comments about Hornchurch. Little did I know that we would get into a ruck with them!!!