EFM's Ryman League Table of Dislike

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

To be fair you can't dock the run-in with EFM points as they will always stay, It is still in Essex as well and I still hate Essex. They have lost a fair bit of arrogance though.

 

Instead of a running total prehaps it should be adjusted for just this season.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I was more referring to adding points onto teams like Stortford - they surely deserve a couple more arrogance points.

 

And as Hayes always beat us, they will go slightly up the table.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

we are top we are staying top we..well i.. hate everyone!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

This seasons points:

 

Quality of team (0-5pts)

Arrogance of fans (0-5pts)

Being from Essex (or Herts/Essex border) 5 points

EFM related incident (run-ins, pitch invasions, arguments with their supporters, petty vandalism etc etc) 5 points

Outsinging Us 5 points

Think they outsung us 10 points

Coming dressed as Nuns <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> 3 points

Not allowing us to beat them at least once 3 points

Being from Hampshire 5 points

Having really really sad, non-league sterotypical supporters 3 points

Having a bloody band 15 points

Now I'll go away and work it out!

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Here is the final table

 

1. Aylesbury - 37 points

2. Aldershot - 29 points

3. Bishops Stortford - 28 points

4. Billericay - 23 points

5. Grays - 20 points

6. Bedford - 14 points

7. Canvey - 12 points

8. Maidenhead - 11 points

9. Heybridge - 10 points

10=. Hayes - 9 points

10=. Braintree - 9 points

12=. Basingstoke - 8 points (can rise to 13 if we fail to beat them last game)

12=. Purfleet - 8 points

14. Hendon - 6 points

15=. Kingstonian - 5 points

15=. Ford - 5 points

17. Sutton - 3 points

18=. Hitchin - 2 points

18=. Borehamwood - 2 points

20. Harrow - 1 point

21=. Chesham - 0 points

21=. Enfield - 0 points

21= Hampton - 0 points

[Colin Zeal EFM]

How come Canvey only get 12, or is that on this season only??

 

We need a breakdown of how each team were awarded their points.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It's this season only.

 

Canvey get 5 for quality of team, 5 for Essex and 2 for arrogance.

 

I can't be bothered to break it all down - Just ask me specific ones if you like!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Just the Top 6 then.

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Borehamwood should get more than 2, just for being Borehamwood! (and for their twatty fans who stand at the wrong end).

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Aylesbury - Bloody Band 15 points, sad non-league sterotype 3 points, EFM related incident 5 points, Thinking they outsung us 10 points, Quality and Arrogeoce - 2 each.

Aldershot - Being from Hampshire 5 points, Arrogance 5 points, EFM 5 points, thinking they outsung us 10 points, qulaity of team 4 points.

Bishops Stortford - From Essex 5 points, EFM 5 points, thinking they outsung us 10 points, Arrogance 5 and Quality 3

Billericay - Essex 5 points, Not allowing us to beat them 3 points, thinking they outsung us 10 points, quality 2, arrogance 3.

Grays - Essex 5 points, EFM 5 points, 5 each for qulaity and arrogance

Bedford - Nuns 3, Outsinging us 5, not allowing us to brat them 3 points, Quality of team 3.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Borehamwood should get more than 2, just for being Borehamwood! (and for their twatty fans who stand at the wrong end).

That's what i was thinking as well, to be honest the B'wood games have passed without incident. There were only about 3 fans and when I told them to piss off they just shut up!

[MK James]

 

So it looks like 'No One Likes Us' can no longer be sung on the terraces. It'll have to be updated. Can anyone think of an appropriate tune which can be adapted for our 5 'behind the goal' guys to sing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Down, down (Status Quo)

 

The only way is up?

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

E's are good, E's are good - Ebeneezer Goode

 

 

[MK James]

 

Yeah- I'm keen on that Shamen tune, not sure it'll take off with the others.

 

RTS - true but surely not to be sung at a ground. Then again 'Do They Know It's Xmas...'

 

Got any salmon- sorted!

 

 

[YELLOW]

Blimey from first to seventh in a year, what a come down! Another thing I don't remember half these run ins. I remember the trophy one but can't remember any others and I've attended every Canvey/St Albans match at Park Lane. Oh well it's nice to be loved, not quite!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Most of them have happened between Benfleet Station and Park Lane, to be honest!

 

A bit like the Mackerel incident!

 

 

[YELLOW]

So I assume you aggravated a few people on the bus then? As for the fish incident shouldn't somebody get points for that in the fantasy firm thing?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

The Fish'n'White Van incident? I wouldn imagine Thornsy's already added them!

 

Actually the bus journey down this time wasn't too bad. Mind you, we passed one pub on the way, and I do recall a few w*nk*r-sign exchanges!!

 

Oh, and the bus driver on the way back offered to drop us off at the police station!

 

Did you hear about five of them going for a swim in the Estuary??

 

 

[YELLOW]

He would have had a job. I think the police station is closed on a Saturday. Which pub was it Silver Jubilee, King Canute, Haystack? They're the only ones I can think of along a bus route.

I did hear vague details about the estuary incident.