Recommendations???

[Jerry No.14]

...for a GROIN strain and i know some sh ite will be posted which i always love, but in all seriousness i need some tips!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

another patient for dr bridgey methinks..

[Kaiser Jnr]

he knows best J-dogg

[Jerry No.14]

is he a qualified physician like??

[Boycie01]

R.I.C.E

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Rest

Ice

Compression

Elevation

 

apart from that.......nothing

[Jerry No.14]

Thank you Boycie, you inspire me in everything i do, im even trying to grow a tache like you. I get a few millimetres growth and then my agent gets on the blower, telling me that im infringing on my image contact with GOLA!!

[Bridge]

Arhhhhh Right....

 

Groin Strain is it....

 

Well my advise would be to....

 

Power youself down, Drop your strides and put c0ck in hand. Wipe it across your thighs. Until C0ck is tender. Pull your strides backup and your pain will have gone.

 

If this fails to work first time repeat instructions until you feel the starin has gone....

[Jerry No.14]

These sound like the instructions you gave for a cold you mug!!

[Bridge]

pmsl.....<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

 

Your quick off the mark Perry!!!

 

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[Kaiser Jnr]

I told you Jerry. Bridget knows his stuff!

[Jerry No.14]

and Jerry's even quicker im told!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Speed impresses some people!

[Jerry No.14]

Well you either have it or ya don't like!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Since when did you turn scouse?

 

Have you been sleeping with Sawbo Shaun?!

[Bridge]

Drugs wont get you anywhere Perry!!!

[Jerry No.14]

No a Jessica Alba lookalike!!

[Jerry No.14]

AFC Playertheft first XI im told Bridget!!

[Bridge]

Speaking to yourself is the first sign of madness Perry...

 

You must be starving.....

[Jerry No.14]

Not as hungry as you Bridgette for a bite, but i could give you one 4 free if it would help the cause??

[Bridge]

Ok then.....