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Hunty's 1000th Post !

Michael Hunt

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It is with a tear in my eye and a clenched fist to my heart that I type these words which compile the milestone of my 100th forum post. I really don't know where to begin - it has been a year of turmoil, heartache, love, tears and joy culminating in this momentous post....

 

MMIM - the man that initially introduced me to the ways of the forum. A true legend in his own right with a breast that is larger than Jordans (not Bostock's) and burger-eating ability that will stand him in good stead for when he retires and joins the PDC at Purfleet !

 

BN1 - the diminutive lepricorn that is Rob Small ! His banter is only bettered by that of Kaisers (bite bite !) and a Forum genius that I genuinely look up to (albeit when I'm lying on the floor) Has done wonders for the sales of baby-grows, start-rite shoes and extra tiny condoms throughout the Burnham and Woodham area.

 

Kaiser - for a scummy, filthy, stinking orrible Yiddo pleb he is actually averagely OK. Has now surpassed BN1 as the King of the forum and lovin it ! Will be a pleasure to meet you tomorrow and kick you (whether you are playing or not) !

 

Bridgey / Eastside / Treeboy - All fellow Gooners and therefore nuff said !! But for once lads, please take off those rose-tinted AFCH specs and appreciate the legendary Tilbury midfield wonderkid / playboy that is Macca ! Look forward to seeing you all next week (and notching the winner as well)

 

Uncle - A true gentleman of the game ! If a player is sh1t, he tells them they are sh1t ! If a player is superb, he gets his wallet out and buys them a new house and car ! fantastic ! Again Uncle, look forward to seeing you next week and signing that lucrative contract you keep offering me.

 

Tink - my love for you still burns strong and when you get over this 'Tiffin' thing I'm adamant you will be destined to become the future Mrs Hunt.

 

Silencer - my love for you still burns strong and when you get over this 'burger girl' thing I'm adamant you are destined to become the future Mrs Hunt. Was a pleasure to finally cross swords on the pitch and make sure you keep that 'Deidre Barlow' perm fully conditioned and treated.

 

Chip - your sisters t1ts are fantastic and so are your bite-ups. Keep up the good work in dorking's rezzys x

 

Jerry No. 14 - never played against anyone so tall and fast ! you bear a strinking resemblence to Mario Melchiot and Lemar - I fully expect an Anglo-Dutch rendition of 'If There's Any Justice in this World' as you tear down the wing tomorrow !

 

Coach - The Italian stallion ! I sometimes think that Stevie Wonder could type better posts than you - but if it keeps you happy and away from those kids then so be it !! (send my love to Patience by the way)

 

MIMIB - where have you gone ?? just because you have left your old job and don't feel the need to shout 'hello claims' to passers by in the street doesn't mean you can dessert the forum, you lanky mug !! We all know you haven't really got a bird as you are far too ugly, so stop messing around w@nking in trap2 and get back on here !

 

Sawbo Shaun - your tales of 'the poo in the shoe' had me in tears - which is probably the same of your barber when he saw you walk in with that dreadful 80's mullett / curtains combo - glad it is sorted now you theiving Scouse muncher !

 

To anyone else I have ommitted (Coup / Zody / Cider / Nette / Max etc) - I love you all !! (but mainly just you Nette and if Tink blows me out for that little Gollum wannabe Tiffin i'll come and see you)

 

And remember, if our teams ever play against each other and you are not sure who I am, just ask if anyone knows Mike Hunt !

 

I thank you !

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Michael Hunt said:
Bridgey / Eastside / Treeboy - All fellow Gooners and therefore nuff said !! But for once lads, please take off those rose-tinted AFCH specs and appreciate the legendary Tilbury midfield wonderkid / playboy that is Macca ! Look forward to seeing you all next week (and notching the winner as well)


Fck Off. I've been called a one or two names in the past, but 'A fellow Goon'....are you pi$$ed?

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Yes. I have to admit I am a Gooner. Have been for many yrs as ESU and Hunty know too well. We have stood man and boy on the north bank in all weathers!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then i woke up kicked them both in the bollox and ran the fckers off the North Bank. Come on you slags.

 

Gooners....they aint worth a w@nk!!!!

 

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