Celebrity Big Brother.

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I am a rare contributor to this forum but I have to pass comment on the latest version of Celebrity Big Brother having caught 20 minutes or so of the programme last night.

 

The concept has no appeal to me, and I am no expert, but I have to say that I found this to be absolutely compelling viewing. I would be intrigued to be in there with those people as they have to be just the freakiest bunch that has ever been put together.

 

For those who haven't yet caught the thing, when Dennis Rodman, a veritable sporting legend, speaks [which he doesn't do very often, and his occasional utterings are totally limited to sex], they put sub-titles on the screen! Fantastic! For those who don't know, he is an American bro who speaks in English.

 

There are three 'legends' from the world of music, I believe. 'Maggot', some other guy in a great jumper last night, and 'Pete', a 46 year old transvestite, with huge, and I mean HUGE lips, who appears to be the most intelligent one in there. Now CZ/EFMTFTV. What bands are they from and what genre? A brief outline of their history would be of interest.

 

Has anyone ever heard of Jodie Marsh? What does she do for a day job, anybody? She could end up committing suicide on screen.

 

George Galloway. Now there's a fascinating study. Rula Lenska asked him "Did the ordinary Iraqis hate Saddam?". "Not at all" replied the MP for Berthnal Green. Eh? I don't think that many Shi'ites and even less Kurds had his photograph in a place of honour on the wall of their sitting-rooms actually, George.

 

And Michael 'tormented' Barrymore. Unbelievable.

 

The bad news is that, somehow or another, one of George Galloway, Jodie Marsh or Pete will be voted out of the place next, and the programme will lose something as a result This is, however, rivetting stuff and I shall keep you all posted.

 

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[Electric ~soul~]

Maggot is from Welsh novelty-rap group Goldie Lookin' Chain.

 

Pete Burns was in Dead Or Alive (biggest hit - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) from 1985).

 

The other guy is Preston, singer from the Ordinary Boys, who are part of the current Kaiser Arctic Futurehead Monkeys-type scene.

 

Josie Marsh is a [****!!****].

[Electric ~soul~]

On the subject of Pete Burns, did anyone see the opening show when they shops pictures of his lips having gone all septic following his cosmetic surgery?

 

I sent a mate of mine an email asking if he saw Celebrity Big Brother the other night, and did he see the state of Pete Burns' pussy lips.

 

He replied giving me a bollocking about sending pornographic content to his work email.

 

"No", I explained. "Pussy lips - his lips were full of pus."

[JKiF]

Jodie marsh is famous for dancing on mirrored floors at FHM/High St Honeys in a wraparound belt...

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Electric ~soul~ said:
Jo d ie Marsh is a [****!!****].

And to most people who meet her, that is all she is <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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JillKingIsFit(efm) said:
Jodie marsh is famous for dancing on mirrored floors at FHM/High St Honeys in a wraparound belt...

Do you think Marlborough Lights were grateful for the free publicity?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Electric ~soul~ said:
On the subject of Pete Burns, did anyone see the opening show when they shops pictures of his lips having gone all septic following his cosmetic surgery?

I sent a mate of mine an email asking if he saw Celebrity Big Brother the other night, and did he see the state of Pete Burns' pussy lips.

He replied giving me a bollocking about sending pornographic content to his work email.

"No", I explained. "Pussy lips - his lips were full of pus."

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