Hookies Hoties

[Hooky]

Ahoy there !!!

 

Just to let you know that i am still alive suit just had to go away to be repaired !!

 

The club have recruited 4 cheerleaders aged between 17 and 24 to come out pre match and dance for you !! They will be known as Hookies hoties and I hope that they dont emabress my lack of dancing skillss hahahaha.

 

They will be starting from the Canvey game and the club plan to use this for a lot of publicity !!

 

Up the Super Fleet !!

[Blinkjim]

As an 19 year old male, and i feel like im saying this on behalf of all 19 year old male fleet fans (correct me if im wrong) but wahhhay! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[Stu M]

Quote:

Hooky said:
cheerleaders aged between 17 and 24 to come out pre match and dance for you !! They will be known as Hookies hoties

Heh heh heh. Hooky, admit it, this was all part of your master plan when you originally volunteered for the job... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[mikefleet]

as a 18 year old fan come on!!!! hopefully as nice as some of the daggenham ones from last season.

[northfleet nigel]

When is the calender out ??

[mikefleet]

ya good idea, have a late calendar made <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

[Harry J Allstars]

Cheerleading can be a very difficult job, if they want anyone to rub them down or give them a massage I'll be, quite literally, on hand free of charge.

[gnfcmightymole]

but would they want you too harry?? i think not

[Jimmy]

Seeing as all the Dagenham ones were at best 13, whatever floats your boat Mr Glitter.

[Hooky]

Hahahahaha ive been assured they are all very delectable young ladies!!

 

Not sure where they will change tho I get the disabled tiolet behiend the main stand and its cramped but hey i wont be complaining if they wana share !! A preview of me and the fine young ladies will be in the reporter the day before the canvey match.

[northfleet nigel]

Very wise decision not to call them the 'Hookettes' or even worse Hookie's 'Hookers', although attendences might increase.....

[Stu M]

Just as well he wasn't a shrimp after all... no chance of hooking a few cheerleaders with whatever a shrimp has for 'arms'.

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Pimp Shrimp would be in his element

 

He could let them hold his tentacles

 

 

Up the Fleet

[mikefleet]

the dagenham 1s were bout the same age as i saw them in the bar before hand.

[Jimmy]

Of course you did - children can accompany an adult (ie their parents) into certain bars.

[Blinkjim]

Yeah i think the dagenham ones were about 15 years old, but i dont know for sure. Its good to see we have a new way of marketing the club.

 

Do shrimps have tentacles (spelling)?

[Jimmy]

I don't think so.

 

This may be of use.

 

Wikipedia's Shrimp Page

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

OK OK Shrimps have Antennae , Urupods and Telsons amongst other bits and pieces.

 

But being tickled by a Telson, doesn't have the same comedy value as grabbed by the tentacles.

 

 

Or does it ?

 

 

 

Up the Fleet pedants - alive and Kicking.

[Stu M]

Not sure, but no pirate is fiddling with my urupods.

[Andy Y. (G&NFC)]

I got grabbed by the tentacles once.........

 

It made me feel quite ill!

 

Speaking as a 43 year old male...... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

 

My daughter used to go to Hall Road school where the drama Teacher was a cheerleader at the Gills. I used to have extremely intresting thoughts about what I would do with her pompoms! When you think about it, its no wonder I ended up divorced!