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Got to disagree with the fella earlier on! Rizzo £30k?? Come on, up until 2 weeks ago, until Jonesy and the Welsh Boy turned on the goal scoring machines, he was the Club's leading scorer with 6 in 15. That's going some from Centre Half. Quality!! Must make his value more like £40k.

 

And you've sorted out a quality deal for Rizzo in Panto by the way. Can you see if you can get him some sort of sponsorshiop deal for his crutches. Get on the phone to adidas, and see if they've got any crutches with 3 stripes on them.

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now listen son, I'm the only agent around 'ere, stop trying to get in on me act alrite. Rizzos sorted, 'es off to mansfield and so's the little ginger urchinette as the parrot, (yeah I know) but there's not much difference tween a parrot an 'er really and they're all thicko's in Mansfield, none of 'em, will spot it, trust me I lived there with me ex for six months, everyone kept sayin' 'hoos a good boy then' to her' knew it was time to scarper. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wavey.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wavey.gif" alt="" />

 

Anyhow, bills to pay old son, done another deal tonight with L'oreal, (they've got rid of fatso Ginola by the way seein as ow 'es goin bald an all that.) Anyhow, I stuck taff into em for a big un on a years contract, no problem, cept they wanted to wash 'is hair before the commercial, I say's, 'here, hang on a sec old chap, Taff never get's his hair wet, you'll 'ave to fake it' they said no problem, everything else's bent in football anyway. Nice one mick 40% each and 20% for the welshman (readies of course) don't worry. 'e can't understand english any'ow. Trust me, I am your representative. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" />

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why does milo keep wearing the same dodgy clobber apparently the contents of his wardrobe adds up to 4.95 does he think he is on that tv programme cant wear wont wear, come on milo stop getting dressed in a power cut and stop wearing micks jumpers come on you urchins

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Right then, I've sorted Marso out, Pringle ave got rid of old fatso Mongomery and I've stuffed 'em into young Kev, 20 grand a year an' 'e gets fourteen new jumpers, four cardigans and a pair of ear muffs, only problem is, they're all last years ladies items but 'e won't notice will 'e way 'e dresses. Nice one mick, 'nother 19 grand 'tween us and young kev gets a stripe. Way we're goin me old mates george an Cloughie'll be tryin to get back into the act. 'Ere, by the way, I've 'ad an offer from Mothercare who are well interested in Benno modelling their new range of babygrows, that'll be a goodun 'an all.

 

By the way, the craps 'itting the fan at the FA about ol' Crozzo, seems like 'es 'ad a bit to much of the old 'corporate 'ospitality' if you know what I mean, bunged 'im a nice few quid an all last year, can't trust no one anymore can you, football used to be an honest business when me and me old mukkas George, Tel and Cloughie was running it. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" />

 

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That's the price of success, all the Agents come sniffing. And at the minute we're all sniffing round The Urchins. I can smell money!!

 

In the middle of negotiating a deal with "Hair re-grow" for Joppo at the moment. Gonna get him more coverage than Graham Gooch ever managed from it. If it falls through, I've got a back up for him though : Gillette Mach 3 are interested in "The Close Shave with Joppo; the Best a Defence can get"

 

I've also just signed Woodsy to my Agency. He's asked me to get him in the movies. He wants to star as "Superman". Doesn't need any help there, so I've lined him up in a remake of "Dracula" - he hates crosses aswell.

 

Any other players looking for deals, leave a message for me here, and I'll see what I can do!!

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can you fix me up with a boot deal with puma, anything will do so long as their gold ones and I don't have to share them. Me mum says I should get about 30 grand a year seeing as though I'm gonna be a star.

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'Ere, all these upstarts coming into the game with all the fancy titles an all, in the old days me and Cloughie had a right deal with ol' stan flashman, sold justin fashanu three times in one week and bought 'im back on the Friday for half of what Flashy paid on the wednesday, 'e was a rite waste of time an' all, 'ere, mind you, things were different then o' course, wont no registration stuff or anything like that, me and Tel ad it right off when we took over at the Palace, course I was in the background rite enough seein' as 'ow I'd just been struck off an all, any'ow we worked a few back 'anders an we was in like flint I can tell you, bought three villas on the costa an' a bently each on the proceeds, ere, mind you, didn't last long, tell went off to Barca and 'e had a right result an all I can tell you, sold the dago for 9 mill an pocketed 'alf of it, tight git never sent me a shilling an I put 'im up to it.

 

Any'ows, bills to pay, the babygrow deals come through for Benno and thats another 30 grand each for me an you mick, Benno gets a couple of hundred an' a years supply of crushed carrot an' a motorised pram so's 'e can travel to the ground. Me ol' mate Cloughies been on an' all mick, reckons 'es got an Albanian gypo, sorry, International who can play right back, says 'es versatile and can play for any country on account of the gessa I mentioned in Canning Town who does the paperwork for the FA, well, thats what 'e says any'ow, 'ave to check that one out. Don't sign anything lads without speaking to me, remember, 192 cash accountancy services or ring Cloughie for me number. Trust me. I am your Representative. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" />

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