I need help!!

[Guest]

Normally my missus is quite supportive of me following Canvey!

 

Normally if Canvey are playing away somewhere on an important occassion I can often combine a weekend break in a nice hotel, with some shopping for her, and I can sneak away to the game for a couple of hours, that way she hardly notices my absence.

 

24th anniversary on 20th January, I can hardly bribe her with a night in Gravesend can I.

 

You women out there must have an idea what I should do, from a female perspective.

 

I would divorce her but she said she will fight me in the courts to make sure I get lumbered with the kids.

[Linneycifc]

im not a woman but women love to shop combine it with a trip to bluewater

[Guest]

7.45 Kick Off!! Bluewater shuts at eight even she will not stand in the rain waiting until 9.30.

[Sharming Paula]

Give her your credit card. That will keep her happy.

Ship the kids out to other family members or leave them at home with the X-Box/Playstation and a bag of sweets.

I have the opposite problem - my hubby! But I dont take no notice.

Be a free spirit!!

[Guest]

Paula!! We are talking 24 years (she seems to think its a special one)and I aint got a credit card I had to cut it up after I used it as a bribe so I could go to the Exeter game on her mums 60th birthday.

 

I aint worried about the kids the youngest can come with me and the others can sort themselves out.

[Linneycifc]

Red letter day

 

Send her for a pampering

[Sharming Paula]

24 years aint special - only 25 years. Give her your wage packet then and promise her something a bit special when you get home!

[Guest]

Graham/Paula

 

 

We are talking Jack and Vera here!! I aint promising her nothing special she might get the wrong idea, unless Graham you are volunteering to do the pampering.

[Sharming Paula]

Well your stuffed then lol <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Hope not!

[richard sparkes]

cant u take her out all day saturday followed by a meal in the evening

[Sharming Paula]

Is that what you would do then Richard?

Thought Mob said he didnt want to spoil her. Take her to Tescos shopping and the McDonalds <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cantos]

Take her breakfast in bed ,slip some rohypnol in her tea and the rest of the day is yours.

[Guest]

Cantos I think we are getting there!!

 

Is that how you do it in Hx??