Todays game.

[cider]

Unc,whatever you do make sure that todays game goes ahead.If i have to play one more game of Monopoly with my kids i am going to cut my Oliver Twists.I call on all men who like footie and beer to offer their services to the uncmiester in order that todays game goes ahead as planned.I myself would be prepared to tuck into a Prawn Vindaloo for breakfast and someone can hold me wheelbarrow stlye and i will breath on the goalmouths to thawe them out.

[Bridge]

Doesn't look too bad at the minute Cides. Light covering of snow on the pitch at the moment...oh and the suns out!!

[Digger The Cat]

Cider, we are all praying it goes ahead.!

[Lightweight]

I personally couldn't give a feck if it goes ahead or not you bunch of self congratulatory wonkers................Oh! And Happy New Year

[Kaiser Jnr]

Bah Humbug Lightweight

[Lightweight]

And tell me spirit what of Tiny Tim. Does he score today.

[Digger The Cat]

4-1, need we say anymore.

[Lightweight]

See above

[Bridge]

haha. Fck off LW!!!!

 

Have a good day drinking tea did we?

[Lightweight]

Yes thank you dear boy some lovley darjeeling followed by an exquisite Lapsang souchong. And a Peters mince beef and onion pie. Fresh from the wrapper

[zody]

NO EXPENSE SPARED THEN light, 'Lapsang souchong' is this another name for ice cold Stella

[Uncle Urchin]

nah zody...its some old tart from the chinese massage parlour in rush green.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

one of your left overs was it Oldie <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Lightweight]

Don't knock her 'till you've tried her Unc, but then again............. Knocking her is what it's all about. I suppose.

[Uncle Urchin]

she sent her regards LW and said that she needs a cuddle next week and a good kip so would you go around again..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

dont fancy going there after you two have done what ever you did

[Lightweight]

I'm your man there Uncle. Sponsord by Slumberland. I even wear a quilted coat.

[GJ-again]

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Lightweight said:
I'm your man there Uncle. Sponsord by Slumberland. I even wear a quilted coat.

Tailored king size! So I've been led to believe!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[zody]

queen size more like, fat git <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[GJ-again]

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zody said:
queen size more like, fat git <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Pot calling kettle black there SLAPHEAD

People living in glass houses comes to mind and also stones. 26 of them being you!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />