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A Hard Life ?

Big J R

By Big J R
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

 

The cucumber:- "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

 

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

 

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarpaulin on my head, stick me in a dark wet hot room, and bang my head against the walls until I throw up and pass out !!"

 

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