Italian Customs !

[Big J R]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian

Customs agent stops them and tells them:

 

"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

 

Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

 

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

 

"Qvattro is juzt ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort

unbelievingly. "Look at ze paperz: zis car iz dezignt to kerry 5 perzonz."

 

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.

"Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are

thereforea breaking the law."

 

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I

vant to zpeak to zomevone viz more intelligenze!"

 

"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with a

2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

 

[alfie roberts]

when i originally heard that it was with irish people, i think that worked better!