Early doors, but...

[theabbeyabbott]

replied........pervert

[coupwotcoup]

Certainly beats getting a life!!

[coach et 64]

history repeats itself dear jerry...in romford case there are 200 or more loyal supporters that will always be there waiting for a f*****g boro council to give them a piece of land and then who knows? in burnham case you might have a bit of money,own your facilities but one day money will dry up leaving your lot with only a white elephant in the middle of nowhere and NIL supporters.you can't replace them,can you?does redbridge utd says anything to you?there are clubs with great facilities and no support, and there are clubs with good support and no facilities:you have got to have both to be a successful club.the romford motto is:SERVE WITH GLADNESS.at the moment those supporters are doing it:one day they will be rewarded. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" />

[Jerry No.14]

I am a mercenary mate i am only hear for the money and the banter.

The second you guys can offer me £32 and a packet of TWIRL im all yours!!

[coupwotcoup]

Are we talking an annual salary here?

[coach et 64]

i'll pass it on to reedy but you reckon £ 25 + six kinder eggs will be enough?

[coupwotcoup]

Anyway, you get deducted £5 just for being a Brummie!

[Jerry No.14]

Well we are cheaper up North mate!!

[Jerry No.14]

Pele was born in Smethick!

Maradona was born in Dudley!

Best was born in Scott Arms!!

I was born right in the middle of that formidabble triangle!!

[coupwotcoup]

I reckon Stephen Hawking must be a Brummie..that is why he talks the way he does!!

[Jerry No.14]

He talks like that because he has been contaminated by the London Gayscene.

He would be seen running through Handsworth Park naked, mumbling mathamatical theories. The 80's was a great year for Brum!!

[coupwotcoup]

and there was me thinking all the top people came from Stoke?

[coupwotcoup]

I suppose he never had much trouble working out the number of muggers chasing him through said park. The perfect eye witness!!

[Jerry No.14]

Nope, although anyone residing in the Midlands already is promised a place in heaven come the day of judgement!!

[coupwotcoup]

Doubt it..will be no room left..anyway they will get turned back at the Pearly Gates..St Peter doesn't do subtitles!

[Jerry No.14]

Aaah but sign language is imperative , you don't wanna disturb the tranqulity!!

[theabbeyabbott]

Are you Stoke on Trent?

[coupwotcoup]

That is where Robbie Williams is from...plus Slash, Lemmy, Captain Smith (Titanic), Frank Bough, Arnold Bennett, Anthea Turner, Nick Hancock, Robbie Earle, Alan Lake, Stanley Matthews, Josiah Wedgewood..now what has Birmingham have done for the world..apart from people who talk like Stan Collymore???

[Jerry No.14]

He was from Cannock near Dudley, we brought you a place where you feel superior!! (That's if your from down south)

Personally i never spoke with a black country accent because im black!!

[coupwotcoup]

You ain't that gangly geezer with the Melchiot hair and the thinnest legs in Christendom?