So how come....

[coupwotcoup]

...Romford and AFC are both at home tonight? A fixture clash like this can have a serious detremental effect on our attendance...

[smallsy]

haha, nice try coup!

[coupwotcoup]

..and Grays at home too, plus Chelsea on the telly...

[and1inthetree]

are you coming to the bridge then coup?

[smallsy]

now you know how we feel on the crouch what with.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Unfortunately not dear heart..but will be around for a light ale or two from 3pm....

[coupwotcoup]

Morris Dancing, the WI, Mole Collecting club, Middlewick Farm Livery society...oh the list is endless...and you still end up getting no more than 58!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Most our fans are farmers, and its been a bad season so they havent finished ploughing the fields, and cropping <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

 

You wait! We only need one good season!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[coupwotcoup]

Yeah I know..what ever happened to the infamous Tinker Challis??

[smallsy]

there is an extremely riveting sit down with old macdonald on saturday afternoons where they have an open forum on farming techniques. we just cant compete.

[coupwotcoup]

..and the dirty bird who used to work behind the bar at the Star...all welcome apparently!!

[zody]

you forgot your mate cyril from the White Hart, Coup

[Kaiser Jnr]

Quote:

coupwotcoup? said:
..and the dirty bird who used to work behind the bar at the Star...all welcome apparently!!

Thats our sister your talking about!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" />

But very true BN1, we cant compete with that kind of Gig. Especially when they have fayres for "Who can grow the largest WaterMelon" and "How quickly does your tree grow"..... Riveting Stuff! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Boycie01]

We are so behind in Burnham, we don't even use the 3 field crop rotation system.

However, we do still put BN1 in the stocks on a Saturday morning and throw rotten fruit at him. As Kaiser is so gay, we just let him dance around the Maypole

[Sawbo Shaun]

 

Thats our sister your talking about!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spank.gif" alt="" />

 

 

and your auntie - same girl isn't it! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[smallsy]

go nick someones stereo scouse!

[Sawbo Shaun]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> love the banter mate.

 

Squeal like a pig !

 

Where is the duelling banjos smiley?

[Kaiser Jnr]

I do a damn good job too! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

With Smallsy being so [****!!****] ugly, and me being ugly and gay, we are a match made in heaven! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Meanwhile Boycie01 is driving the tractor round, ploughing the fields, chasing the animals shouting "You bunch of Muuuuuuuugs!!!"

[coupwotcoup]

Oh yes..the lovely Cilla...she carried her bat too!