Seats in the Plough End

[John@TheFleet]

I had the misfortune of going to a Charlton ladies game a few weeks back and not only had a bloke put a camping chair up down the front of the Stonbridge Road terrace, it looked like he had brought a bloody picnic with him as well, thermos flask, the lot! I obviously haven't leant from my mistakes as I went once last year as well. There I saw a bloke with a matching, home-knitted red & white scarf and bobble hat and one of those wooden rattles that were banned years ago because people were hitting each other with them. They're caught in a time warp, I tell you.

[Stu M]

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John@TheFleet said:those wooden rattles that were banned years ago because people were hitting each other with them.

Wouldn't that take a certain amount of skill, though? Whirring the rattles through 360 degrees ensuring on each revolution that you've slapped the other fella squarely in the face. I think it could catch on again...

[NAG Boy Dan]

So they would rather look at ugly crumbling concrete than a load of GNFC flags? and im sure we can still get a space up there for the steward to get a good view of the pitch as thats all he really seems to do is watch the game!

[UP FLEET]

They have to have a steward on the terrace for the health and saftey thingy,and they're not allowed to have a ball boy up there either.

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Howabout 500 Space hoppers .

[NAG Boy Dan]

Cover it up with GNFC flags and signs! thats what I say.

[jc]

FleetFanatic's still not biting...

[FleetFanatic]

Nope.

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

rather than seats howabout 500 pogo sticks ?

 

Boing Boing Fleet Boing Boing

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Could we not employ 500 seaside donkeys ( What do they do in the winter) to walk along the terraces with punters on their back.

 

Surely no one would complain at paying a few extra quid for the privilege of watching their footie from the comfort of a seat on a back of donkey.

The kids would be coming down Stonebridge Road in droves, so two jobs solved. We have the extra 500 seats and we are building the future fan base.

 

 

Up the Fleet

[Hempstead Gaz]

 

There's already 4 or 5 asses whio stand in front of the club shop each week berating every player who wears a red shirt.

When Charlie scored last week one stupid old goat STILL moaned. I told him less than politely that I bet that wiped the smile off his face.

My mate Greg was less polite than I telling him to F off to the away end or don't bother coming back.

That finally shut him up.

BTW he's the ugly old fella with a dirty light grey coat and cloth cap.

Easy to spot in a crowd - he's the one moaning when we are winnimg!

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Or 500 Kangaroos decked out in red and white scarfs and bobble hats, the kids that we have invited from the local schools could sit in their pouches for the whole of the game.

 

imagine it eh... The crowds would return in their thousands.

 

 

Up the Fleet

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

500 armadillos with shells specially shaped to accomodate human buttocks for 90 minutes

 

Just a thought ..

 

Up the Fleet

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Can someone confirm the rumours I heard on Monday.

 

That the installation of the 500 sikhs in the plough end will be completed before the season ends and thus ensuring participation in the LDV next season if we finish high enough.

[Bloodnock]

Installed by Northfleet Turban District Council isn't it? bloody top hole !!!!